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  • Town/Country : Ottawa, Canada
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 704
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today, I was riding the bus. Suddenly, it appeared to start to snow inside the bus, and I assumed a window was open. When I looked up however, I discovered the girl in front of me putting her hair up in a ponytail. The so-called "snow" was coming off of her head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23486) - you deserved it (1572)

On 02/12/2010 at 7:04pm - misc - by ummmmEW - United States (Michigan)

Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like we don't do it enough, but he wasn't very responsive. I ended up saying, "I wish you had a bigger sex drive" to which he answered, "I wish you had bigger boobs." FML

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On 01/26/2010 at 1:56am - intimacy - by mairelys (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

#7059042
213 comments

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On 12/31/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by pottypattypeepants (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found what I assumed was my laptop, though my mother has the same one. As I opened it, I was greeted by a video of my father waving. He wasn't using his hands. FML

#4332975
94 comments

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On 08/06/2009 at 11:40am - misc - by daddysboy123 (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML

#3661940
135 comments

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On 07/11/2009 at 5:10am - work - by grannysmack (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, as I was rehearsing a kissing scene for a play, I realized that before this play, the last guy I had kissed was the same one I was kissing now. It was also for a play. Four and a half years ago. FML

#2848917
65 comments

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On 06/13/2009 at 1:16am - love - by iamrose (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my mom made me clean. I was dusting in the living room and heard gunshots outside the apartment. I dove on the floor and started crying and screaming. My mom walked in and informed me that the sound was her making popcorn. FML

#1183263
205 comments

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On 04/21/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by Chelsea (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me "have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "you mean with other people?" FML

#722108
112 comments

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On 03/31/2009 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

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On 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm - love - by pikachu - United States (Virginia)



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