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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 November 1989 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 9371
  • Number of comments : 305
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was delivering packages to patients in the hospital for my job. My boss gave me a room to deliver to, and I drop it off as usual. But my boss gave me the wrong room number. I had to walk in, apologize, and take back balloons and a stuffed animal from a crying 6year old patient. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (117552) - you deserved it (7158)

On 04/05/2009 at 4:17pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with my dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said "dad that couch is for like a midget." I look over to see a midget looking at me, sitting on the same couch in a different color. He definitely heard me. FML

#809473
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25156) - you deserved it (61410)

On 04/04/2009 at 11:40pm - misc - by Nikki (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML

#3486
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20766) - you deserved it (5649)

On 01/29/2009 at 7:13pm - love - by amg85904 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML

#3486
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20766) - you deserved it (5649)

On 01/29/2009 at 7:13pm - love - by amg85904 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I bought a party bowl of Bud Light for a get-together. Around midnight, I realized that I didn't have the tap to get the beer out. Fifty-five cans of untappable beer and no more beer money. FML

#1649
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I agree, your life sucks (4662) - you deserved it (17385)

On 01/18/2009 at 6:14pm - misc - by Colleen - United States (Florida)



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