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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29154) - you deserved it (11039)

On 01/31/2011 at 12:58am - love - by Thanh Quang -

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32738) - you deserved it (2078)

On 01/04/2011 at 9:49am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my boyfriend told me "don't worry, someday you'll be mature as well." By this, he meant that I will be willing to have sex with him in public. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22252) - you deserved it (3715)

On 10/15/2010 at 1:13am - intimacy - by anouk05 (woman) - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, I met a guy that I liked. We really hit it off, that is until his parents walked by and he started begging them, down on his hands and knees, to buy him a new video game. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21436) - you deserved it (2907)

On 10/15/2010 at 12:18am - love - by lilshoobydoo14 - United States (Illinois)



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