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by anonymous / 10/08/2011 at 11:36am / Sri Lanka / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/07/2011 at 10:13pm / United States (California) / Love
by andy1r / 10/07/2011 at 2:41am / Bolivia (El Beni) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/06/2011 at 4:35pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 10/06/2011 at 1:04pm / United States / Transportation
by xoccerplaya / 10/06/2011 at 6:46am / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
by Pookaa / 10/05/2011 at 7:48pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
by dmanrique / 10/04/2011 at 11:10am / United States (Texas) / Transportation
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me for the first time. He stopped just as I was about to orgasm, and asked if I could finish by myself. Apparently he'd come up with a new algorithm for the Rubik's Cube on my desk and wanted to try it out. FML
by Kayt / 10/03/2011 at 12:38am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML
by bastard magnet / 10/02/2011 at 6:14pm / United States (California) / Love
by Sickofbeingsick / 10/01/2011 at 1:17am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML
by Anonymous / 09/30/2011 at 10:01pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was getting ready to perform a speech in anthropology on the globalization of public transportation and how it brings cultures together. On the bus ride there, the girls behind me were discussing ways to hide their track marks after injecting. FML
by nearlythere / 09/30/2011 at 12:50am / Australia / Transportation
Today, I was installing wireless surveillance cameras outside my workplace. Before mounting them, I pointed them around the building to make sure there was a good signal and picture. I got inside to the monitor just in time to see a kid steal one of the cameras. FML
by Anonymous / 09/29/2011 at 1:44pm / United States / Work
Today, my co-workers agreed that I was the one causing the elevator to be over its weight limit. When I protested, saying that I only weigh around 150 pounds, one asked me if that included the weight of my wheelchair. They made me get out. FML
by Anonymous / 09/29/2011 at 3:34am / United Kingdom / Work