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Today, I have the stomach flu. If my belly growls, I have 30 seconds or less to get to the bathroom. I can't go to the doctor for fear of shitting my pants on the trip there. FML

#18392347
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28007) - you deserved it (2049)

On 11/30/2011 at 5:53am - health - by shitty day - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML

#18320267
128 comments

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On 11/22/2011 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by Gabriela -

Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML

#18189501
187 comments

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On 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by InstantHardOn (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML

#18162397
209 comments

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On 11/05/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by kdeeeceee - United States

Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML

#18034396
284 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 9:24pm - health - by box bulge - China

Today, I was asked if my bellybutton was an 'innie' or an 'outtie.' My bellybutton has been hidden by fat for so long that I couldn't remember. FML

#17922863
90 comments

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On 10/06/2011 at 8:40pm - misc - by knzknz - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

#17536285
469 comments

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On 08/21/2011 at 5:59am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Ohio)

Today, my Dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "mom". I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me something "nice". FML

#16293589
298 comments

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On 05/22/2011 at 5:31am - misc - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, I was telling one of my patients I was upset because my sister wants to go to beauty school, and that I don't want her getting a worthless qualification and to aim higher. My patient replied saying she is a hair dresser. FML

#14059634
131 comments

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On 12/02/2010 at 12:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband decided he will be a 'stay at home' dad. We have two cats. No kids. FML

#10938544
95 comments

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On 06/03/2010 at 3:44am - animals - by Kate - United States (Arizona)

Today, I learned that a few pubes on your bed can stop you from getting laid. FML

#9095139
124 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 2:00am - intimacy - by PubelishedAuthor (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dad thought it'd be funny to put an Edward Cullen cutout behind my car as I backed it out the garage to see my reaction. Oh it was funny alright, except I was so scared that when I saw him through the mirror I reacted by stepping on the gas. We now have half a garage door. FML

#7605430
157 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 1:21am - misc - by garage - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss told me when I transfer to a Target in Orlando I should work in the clothing department. He said it would be a good way for me to meet chicks. I told him all the girls who work in clothing in that store are ugly as hell. Apparently his daughters work there. I never knew that. FML

#7210467
57 comments

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On 01/08/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

#4674126
330 comments

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On 08/20/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I finished my internship working in a government lab. I got paid $4000 for the summer. I was talking to my cousin, who said that when he worked as a carnie last summer he made $8000. I get paid half as much for doing research as a carnie does for serving people sno-cones. FML

#4241415
122 comments

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On 08/02/2009 at 10:40pm - money - by arghhh (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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