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kansah
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  • Number of visits : 2251
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About kansah : 20. student.

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kansah's favorite FMLs

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML

#18483356
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51456) - you deserved it (8125)

On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML

#18467751
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44852) - you deserved it (5446)

On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States

Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML

#18424133
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37526) - you deserved it (5121)

On 12/04/2011 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I have the stomach flu. If my belly growls, I have 30 seconds or less to get to the bathroom. I can't go to the doctor for fear of shitting my pants on the trip there. FML

#18392347
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28141) - you deserved it (2061)

On 11/30/2011 at 5:53am - health - by shitty day - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML

#18320267
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32115) - you deserved it (5476)

On 11/22/2011 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by Gabriela -

Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML

#18189501
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39390) - you deserved it (7705)

On 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by InstantHardOn (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML

#18162397
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25688) - you deserved it (47108)

On 11/05/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by kdeeeceee - United States

Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML

#18034396
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34052) - you deserved it (9419)

On 10/20/2011 at 9:24pm - health - by box bulge - China

Today, I was asked if my bellybutton was an 'innie' or an 'outtie.' My bellybutton has been hidden by fat for so long that I couldn't remember. FML

#17922863
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10416) - you deserved it (37085)

On 10/06/2011 at 8:40pm - misc - by knzknz - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

#17536285
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60720) - you deserved it (7446)

On 08/21/2011 at 5:59am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Ohio)

Today, my Dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "mom". I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me something "nice". FML

#16293589
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74145) - you deserved it (3838)

On 05/22/2011 at 5:31am - misc - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, I was telling one of my patients I was upset because my sister wants to go to beauty school, and that I don't want her getting a worthless qualification and to aim higher. My patient replied saying she is a hair dresser. FML

#14059634
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6551) - you deserved it (41299)

On 12/02/2010 at 12:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband decided he will be a 'stay at home' dad. We have two cats. No kids. FML

#10938544
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33115) - you deserved it (3758)

On 06/03/2010 at 3:44am - animals - by Kate - United States (Arizona)

Today, I learned that a few pubes on your bed can stop you from getting laid. FML

#9095139
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7142) - you deserved it (28829)

On 03/15/2010 at 2:00am - intimacy - by PubelishedAuthor (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dad thought it'd be funny to put an Edward Cullen cutout behind my car as I backed it out the garage to see my reaction. Oh it was funny alright, except I was so scared that when I saw him through the mirror I reacted by stepping on the gas. We now have half a garage door. FML

#7605430
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22663) - you deserved it (7745)

On 01/27/2010 at 1:21am - misc - by garage - Sent from mobile version



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