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Today, I was asked if my bellybutton was an 'innie' or an 'outtie.' My bellybutton has been hidden by fat for so long that I couldn't remember. FML

#17922863
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10335) - you deserved it (36855)

On 10/06/2011 at 8:40pm - misc - by knzknz - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

#17536285
471 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58107) - you deserved it (7177)

On 08/21/2011 at 5:59am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Ohio)

Today, my Dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "mom". I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me something "nice". FML

#16293589
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73313) - you deserved it (3782)

On 05/22/2011 at 5:31am - misc - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, I was telling one of my patients I was upset because my sister wants to go to beauty school, and that I don't want her getting a worthless qualification and to aim higher. My patient replied saying she is a hair dresser. FML

#14059634
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6029) - you deserved it (39453)

On 12/02/2010 at 12:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband decided he will be a 'stay at home' dad. We have two cats. No kids. FML

#10938544
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31552) - you deserved it (3626)

On 06/03/2010 at 3:44am - animals - by Kate - United States (Arizona)

Today, I learned that a few pubes on your bed can stop you from getting laid. FML

#9095139
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6659) - you deserved it (27532)

On 03/15/2010 at 2:00am - intimacy - by PubelishedAuthor (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dad thought it'd be funny to put an Edward Cullen cutout behind my car as I backed it out the garage to see my reaction. Oh it was funny alright, except I was so scared that when I saw him through the mirror I reacted by stepping on the gas. We now have half a garage door. FML

#7605430
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22433) - you deserved it (7726)

On 01/27/2010 at 1:21am - misc - by garage - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss told me when I transfer to a Target in Orlando I should work in the clothing department. He said it would be a good way for me to meet chicks. I told him all the girls who work in clothing in that store are ugly as hell. Apparently his daughters work there. I never knew that. FML

#7210467
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8122) - you deserved it (26126)

On 01/08/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

#4674126
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18152) - you deserved it (44752)

On 08/20/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I finished my internship working in a government lab. I got paid $4000 for the summer. I was talking to my cousin, who said that when he worked as a carnie last summer he made $8000. I get paid half as much for doing research as a carnie does for serving people sno-cones. FML

#4241415
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34278) - you deserved it (5090)

On 08/02/2009 at 10:40pm - money - by arghhh (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to a neon themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML

#3741117
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71144) - you deserved it (14593)

On 07/14/2009 at 8:23am - misc - by paddy (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML

#1962325
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49813) - you deserved it (3855)

On 05/15/2009 at 12:35pm - health - by ccc (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

#1104891
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (480478) - you deserved it (29275)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend was driving me to her house against my will when I said, "Sometimes it's annoying that you always decide where we go because you drive." She replied, "Yeah, I wish I could be more of the girl in this relationship." FML

#482680
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11615) - you deserved it (74753)

On 03/20/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by lukey_G (man) - United States (California)

Today, I saw my boyfriend for the last time for two years. When we got back from dinner, we sat in his truck for a little while to talk. A few minutes later, my mom comes flying out of my house screaming, "Satan is here, and he is tempting you!" That is the last memory he will have of me. FML

#458180
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81333) - you deserved it (4383)

On 03/19/2009 at 12:42am - love - by Fwick (woman) - United States (Utah)



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