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kansah
  • Town/Country : Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 691
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I finished my internship working in a government lab. I got paid $4000 for the summer. I was talking to my cousin, who said that when he worked as a carnie last summer he made $8000. I get paid half as much for doing research as a carnie does for serving people sno-cones. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28989) - you deserved it (4053)

On 08/02/2009 at 10:40pm - money - by arghhh (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to a neon themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML

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342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62223) - you deserved it (10405)

On 07/14/2009 at 8:23am - misc - by paddy (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

#1104891
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I agree, your life sucks (382538) - you deserved it (21608)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend was driving me to her house against my will when I said, "Sometimes it's annoying that you always decide where we go because you drive." She replied, "Yeah, I wish I could be more of the girl in this relationship." FML

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On 03/20/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by lukey_G (man) - United States (California)

Today, I saw my boyfriend for the last time for two years. When we got back from dinner, we sat in his truck for a little while to talk. A few minutes later, my mom comes flying out of my house screaming, "Satan is here, and he is tempting you!" That is the last memory he will have of me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (72080) - you deserved it (3245)

On 03/19/2009 at 12:42am - love - by Fwick (woman) - United States (Utah)



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