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  • Number of visits : 3362
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Visits<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 6:29am<b>chubbybuns</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 3:54am<b>FigureSkater7713</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 2:23pm<b>flupsht</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 8:57pm<b>theFickleFinger</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 4:37pm<b>IamHercules</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 2:38pm<b>Markovski</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 7:24pm<b>LunaaBluee</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 6:12pm<b>UndeadCity9</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 7:59pm<b>darthgagemo</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 11:50am<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 4:04pm<b>badcompanycali</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 9:01pm<b>qmac1</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 7:31am<b>karlcolt45</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 9:36pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 8:09pm<b>eski2015</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 9:56pm<b>Awsemogreeb</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 3:32am<b>PrincessKenny</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 5:12am

Fucked!<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 12:28pm<b>badcompanycali</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 7:23pm<b>eski2015</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 3:56am<b>scott421</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 4:49am<b>Markovski</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 5:33pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 4:26am<b>IamHercules</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 1:22am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 4:05am<b>YouHaveANiceButt</b> - the 01/22/2015 at 11:57pm<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 12:23pm

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Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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kansah's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home earlier than usual, only to find my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to being confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no idea what to do. FML

by yosenfal / 04/27/2012 at 9:04pm / United Kingdom (Plymouth) / Intimacy

Today, I found out that I've been calling my boyfriend's dad by the wrong name for the past two years. No one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at me for it when I wasn't around. FML

by somefamily / 04/26/2012 at 3:11am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML

by anonymous / 04/01/2012 at 2:38pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML

by J Rush / 03/21/2012 at 7:46am / United Kingdom (Powys) / Health

Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML

by CA19oo / 03/19/2012 at 9:03pm / United States (Georgia) / Animals

Today, in the locker room at work, someone tried writing "douche bag" on my locker, and misspelled it four times before apparently giving up. FML

by The Last One / 03/11/2012 at 1:39am / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, I had to bury my horse again because coyotes keep digging it up. FML

by Anonymous / 03/06/2012 at 11:03pm / United States (Florida) / Animals

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

by Miss_Kristen / 02/26/2012 at 10:31am / United States (Missouri) / Work

Today, I decided to take a peek in my fiancé's vow book to see how far he's got. The only thing in there was the lyrics to a song from the movie Shrek. FML

by KMO / 02/25/2012 at 11:09pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw a picture of my creepy uncle and me on Facebook, which he had captioned "me and my woman," and posted several lewd comments on. I guess he forgot I'm his friend on Facebook. FML

by Anonymous / 02/25/2012 at 4:19pm / Virgin Islands British / Miscellaneous

Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML

by gabby / 02/24/2012 at 6:01pm / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, I had to tell my mom to stop sending pictures of Jesus to my boyfriend. FML

by Anon / 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm / United States (Arizona) / Love

Today, I was willing to sit behind a truck doing 10km/h just to hear an interview with Robbie Williams on the radio. FML

by nickern / 02/07/2012 at 7:13pm / Australia / Miscellaneous

Today, after a hard day on the wards as a trainee doctor, I went home and started getting frisky with my girlfriend. All I could think about was the anatomical names for what I was touching and doing. I felt physically sick. FML

by doctorsandnurses / 01/13/2012 at 5:47am / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Intimacy

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

by Danny / 01/07/2012 at 5:27am / Australia / Intimacy