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  • Number of visits : 3149
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Visits<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 6:29am<b>chubbybuns</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 3:54am<b>FigureSkater7713</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 2:23pm<b>flupsht</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 8:57pm<b>theFickleFinger</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 4:37pm<b>IamHercules</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 2:38pm<b>Markovski</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 7:24pm<b>LunaaBluee</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 6:12pm<b>UndeadCity9</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 7:59pm<b>darthgagemo</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 11:50am<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 4:04pm<b>badcompanycali</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 9:01pm<b>qmac1</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 7:31am<b>karlcolt45</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 9:36pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 8:09pm<b>eski2015</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 9:56pm<b>Awsemogreeb</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 3:32am<b>PrincessKenny</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 5:12am

Fucked!<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 12:28pm<b>badcompanycali</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 7:23pm<b>eski2015</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 3:56am<b>scott421</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 4:49am<b>Markovski</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 5:33pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 4:26am<b>IamHercules</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 1:22am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 4:05am<b>YouHaveANiceButt</b> - the 01/22/2015 at 11:57pm<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 12:23pm

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Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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kansah's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to teach my younger brother to shave with a regular disposable razor because our dad uses an electric one and I'm the only other person in the family with enough facial hair to know how to use a razor. I probably would have been proud if I wasn't a girl. FML

by The Bearded Woman / 05/29/2012 at 12:06am / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids

Today, my grandmother was driving me to the mall. Suddenly, she stopped in the middle of the road. When I asked her what exactly she was doing, she said, "Oh, am I driving?" FML

by anonymus / 05/26/2012 at 9:48pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation

Today, my grandmother was driving me to the mall. Suddenly, she stopped in the middle of the road. When I asked her what exactly she was doing, she said, "Oh, am I driving?" FML

by anonymus / 05/26/2012 at 9:48pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation

Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML

by Anonymous / 05/22/2012 at 4:49pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love

Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML

by msassy / 05/18/2012 at 10:46pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health

Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML

by Anonymous / 05/18/2012 at 3:19pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love

Today, a friend who I hadn't seen in a while offered to give me a ride. I didn't really know how to give directions to my house, so when we had been driving for a while and it was getting awkward, I just pointed at a random house and pretended to live there. FML

by Anonymous / 05/14/2012 at 10:22am / Estonia (Harjumaa) / Transportation

Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML

by smh / 05/13/2012 at 6:30pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I asked my dad if my girlfriend could sleep over. He winked at me and agreed. When I brought her home, we went to my room for a quickie. There, I saw that my dad had taped multiple Richard Simmons posters to the wall, causing my girlfriend to suddenly come down with a "headache." FML

by cockblocked / 05/11/2012 at 2:29pm / United States (South Carolina) / Love

Today, I made my friends and family laugh by trying to put on costume glasses with a giant super-sized nose attached to them. They laughed hysterically. Not because of the gigantic nose, but because my real nose was radically bigger and the fake one wouldn't fit over it. FML

by MobPerfect / 05/11/2012 at 9:24am / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was getting coffee with my aunt, and she asked me to pay. She then turned to the Barista and said, "He's never had a girlfriend before, and I wanted to show him that they take your money." The Barista laughed so hard she had to excuse herself. FML

by brannonjames / 05/10/2012 at 6:20pm / United States / Love

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked my cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet for herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML

by wtf is wrong with my country / 05/08/2012 at 1:57pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML

by Kwalker3 / 05/06/2012 at 2:39am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

by mhm / 05/05/2012 at 10:21pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML

by Optimus_Prime97 / 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm / United States / Money