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kansah
  • Town/Country : Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 937
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About kansah : I have come to the realisation that I can't describe myself very well at all.

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Today, I came home earlier than usual, only to find my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to being confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no idea what to do. FML

#19539358
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37794) - you deserved it (2463)

On 04/27/2012 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by yosenfal (man) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

Today, I found out that I've been calling my boyfriend's dad by the wrong name for the past two years. No one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at me for it when I wasn't around. FML

#19530940
70 comments

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On 04/26/2012 at 3:11am - misc - by somefamily (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML

#19388939
153 comments

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On 04/01/2012 at 2:38pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States

Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML

#19319473
157 comments

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On 03/21/2012 at 7:46am - health - by J Rush - United Kingdom (Powys)

Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML

#19309925
134 comments

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On 03/19/2012 at 9:03pm - animals - by CA19oo - United States (Georgia)

Today, in the locker room at work, someone tried writing "douche bag" on my locker, and misspelled it four times before apparently giving up. FML

#19255450
86 comments

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On 03/11/2012 at 1:39am - work - by The Last One (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to bury my horse again because coyotes keep digging it up. FML

#19230527
189 comments

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On 03/06/2012 at 11:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
229 comments

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On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, I decided to take a peek in my fiancé's vow book to see how far he's got. The only thing in there was the lyrics to a song from the movie Shrek. FML

#19164325
188 comments

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On 02/25/2012 at 11:09pm - misc - by KMO - United States

Today, I saw a picture of my creepy uncle and me on Facebook, which he had captioned "me and my woman," and posted several lewd comments on. I guess he forgot I'm his friend on Facebook. FML

#19161997
169 comments

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On 02/25/2012 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Virgin Islands British

Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML

#19155355
161 comments

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On 02/24/2012 at 6:01pm - health - by gabby - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to tell my mom to stop sending pictures of Jesus to my boyfriend. FML

#19052034
102 comments

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On 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm - love - by Anon - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was willing to sit behind a truck doing 10km/h just to hear an interview with Robbie Williams on the radio. FML

#19020560
63 comments

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On 02/07/2012 at 7:13pm - misc - by nickern (woman) - Australia

Today, after a hard day on the wards as a trainee doctor, I went home and started getting frisky with my girlfriend. All I could think about was the anatomical names for what I was touching and doing. I felt physically sick. FML

#18793525
120 comments

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On 01/13/2012 at 5:47am - intimacy - by doctorsandnurses (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
227 comments

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On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia



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