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  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today , grandmother was driving me to the mall. Suddenly , she stopped in the middle of the road. When I asked her what exactly she was doing , she said , "Oh , am I driving?" FML

#19685712
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25975) - you deserved it (1839)

On 05/26/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by anonymus - Canada (Ontario)

Today , grandmother was driving me to the mall. Suddenly , she stopped in the middle of the road. When I asked her what exactly she was doing , she said , "Oh , am I driving?" FML

#19685712
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25975) - you deserved it (1839)

On 05/26/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by anonymus - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was browsing te web on my boyfriend's laptop, wen I idly clicked a bookmark . It turned out to be is private blog, were e most recently spoke in very creepy detail about is efforts to make me love im, remarking tat, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in er breeding ips." FML

#19663287
304 comments

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On 05/22/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shrt that my therapist gave me didn't fit . FML

#19644277
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26607) - you deserved it (6038)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:46pm - health - by msassy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was requird to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off an I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML

#19642292
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27968) - you deserved it (2968)

On 05/18/2012 at 3:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

today a friendho I hadn't seen in ahile offered to give me a ride . I didn't really know how to give directions to mah house, sohen we had been driving for ahile and it was getting awkward, I just pointed at a random house and pretended to live there . FML

#19621592
195 comments

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On 05/14/2012 at 10:22am - misc - by Anonymous - Estonia (Harjumaa)

TODAY, IF YOU LIVE IN CALIFORNIA, YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN A CRAZY DRUNK GUY NAKED IN FRONT OF A MCDONALD'S, WAVING AT EVERYONE!! YEAH, THAT WAS PROBABLY ME!! FML

#19618137
177 comments

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On 05/13/2012 at 6:30pm - misc - by smh (man) - United States (California)

Today, I askd mah dad if mah girlfriend could sleep over!! He winkd at me an agred!! When I brought her home, we went to mah room fir a quickie!! There, I saw that mah dad had tapd multiple Richard Simmons posters to the wall, causing mah girlfriend to suddenly come down with a "headache." FML

#19607447
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12728) - you deserved it (20839)

On 05/11/2012 at 2:29pm - love - by cockblocked (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I made mah friends and family laugh by trying to put on costume glasses with a giant super-sizd nose attachd to them. They laughd hysterically. Not because of the gigantic nose, but because mah real nose was radically bigger and the fake one wouldn't fit over it. FML

#19606582
103 comments

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On 05/11/2012 at 9:24am - misc - by MobPerfect (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today , I was getting coffee with my aunt , an she asked me to pay. She then turned to the Barista looool an said , "He's never had a girlfriend before , an I wanted to show him that they take yur money." The Barista laughed so hard she had to excuse herself. FML

#19603666
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21602) - you deserved it (1920)

On 05/10/2012 at 6:20pm - love - by brannonjames - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I looool could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked mah cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet fir herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML

#19592298
374 comments

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On 05/08/2012 at 1:57pm - misc - by wtf is wrong with my country (man) - United States

Yesterday boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing wen e suddenly stopped smrked and said ( Hang on I'm buffering. ) FML

#19580511
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32033) - you deserved it (3704)

On 05/06/2012 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Kwalker3 - United States (California)

TODAY, ON TE BUS, I CAUGT TE EYE OF TIS UGLY, SWEATY GIRL GIVING ME A DEAT STARE TROUG TE DRIVER'S MIRROR. I GAVE ER A DEAT STARE BACK. ONLY TEN I REALIZD I WAS STARING AT MYSELF. FML

#19579357
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10725) - you deserved it (33069)

On 05/05/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by mhm (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin 4 $125. FML

#19566058
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11055) - you deserved it (27174)

On 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Optimus_Prime97 - United States

Today, I cummed home earlier than usual, only to fine my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to bieng confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no ideahat to do. FML

#19539358
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44701) - you deserved it (3432)

On 04/27/2012 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by yosenfal (man) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)



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