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About kansah : 20. student.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Today, I was browsing te web on my boyfriend's laptop, wen I idly clicked a bookmark . It turned out to be is private blog, were e most recently spoke in very creepy detail about is efforts to make me love im, remarking tat, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in er breeding ips." FML
Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was requird to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off an I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
today a friendho I hadn't seen in ahile offered to give me a ride . I didn't really know how to give directions to mah house, sohen we had been driving for ahile and it was getting awkward, I just pointed at a random house and pretended to live there . FML
Today, I askd mah dad if mah girlfriend could sleep over!! He winkd at me an agred!! When I brought her home, we went to mah room fir a quickie!! There, I saw that mah dad had tapd multiple Richard Simmons posters to the wall, causing mah girlfriend to suddenly come down with a "headache." FML
Today, I made mah friends and family laugh by trying to put on costume glasses with a giant super-sizd nose attachd to them. They laughd hysterically. Not because of the gigantic nose, but because mah real nose was radically bigger and the fake one wouldn't fit over it. FML
Today , I was getting coffee with my aunt , an she asked me to pay. She then turned to the Barista looool an said , "He's never had a girlfriend before , an I wanted to show him that they take yur money." The Barista laughed so hard she had to excuse herself. FML
Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I looool could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked mah cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet fir herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML
Today, I cummed home earlier than usual, only to fine my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to bieng confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no ideahat to do. FML
Friday 27 March 2015