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  • Number of visits : 3052
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Visits<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 6:29am<b>chubbybuns</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 3:54am<b>FigureSkater7713</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 2:23pm<b>flupsht</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 8:57pm<b>theFickleFinger</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 4:37pm<b>IamHercules</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 2:38pm<b>Markovski</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 7:24pm<b>LunaaBluee</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 6:12pm<b>UndeadCity9</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 7:59pm<b>darthgagemo</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 11:50am<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 4:04pm<b>badcompanycali</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 9:01pm<b>qmac1</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 7:31am<b>karlcolt45</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 9:36pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 8:09pm<b>eski2015</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 9:56pm<b>Awsemogreeb</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 3:32am<b>PrincessKenny</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 5:12am

Fucked!<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 12:28pm<b>badcompanycali</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 7:23pm<b>eski2015</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 3:56am<b>scott421</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 4:49am<b>Markovski</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 5:33pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 4:26am<b>IamHercules</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 1:22am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 4:05am<b>YouHaveANiceButt</b> - the 01/22/2015 at 11:57pm<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 12:23pm

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Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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kansah's favorite FMLs

Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML

by anonymous / 07/19/2012 at 7:56pm / United States (California) / Animals

Today, while at work, a lady with a mustache came in and told me she was lost. I was happy to help, but could not stop rubbing my nose due to allergies. As she left she said, "I know I have a mustache you little ass" and stormed out. FML

by crazyautio / 07/16/2012 at 12:08am / United States / Work

Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML

by Anonymous / 07/15/2012 at 8:12pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML

by plzdontclapme / 07/01/2012 at 7:03pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML

by MeanMother / 06/28/2012 at 4:29pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids

Today, I mistook my dog's head for the gear shift while tearing down the highway. FML

by hakura madada / 06/22/2012 at 3:41pm / Japan (Tokyo) / Miscellaneous

Today, and for the last week, I've resorted to driving myself to the nearest corner store to take my daily dump. I'm doing this because I recently moved in with my boyfriend, and I'm afraid he'll be disgusted at how often I clog the toilet. FML

by TheDumper / 06/21/2012 at 6:02am / United States (Arizona) / Health

Today, I woke up to a guy outside my house, who wanted to give me flowers and take me out on a date. Aside from it all being pretty fucking creepy anyway, the guy is my not quite right in the head second cousin, who's apparently now head-over-heels in love with me. FML

by Az / 06/12/2012 at 8:24pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, neither of my parents fought for my custody. FML

by Anon / 06/10/2012 at 12:19am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back out screaming. Minutes later, while in the shower, I happened to glance up at the ceiling. Guess who was grinning down at me. FML

by ugh / 06/08/2012 at 12:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, in a parking lot, a girl came up to our car and started to knock on the window and scream, "I KNEW IT!" My girlfriend doesn't believe that I don't know her. FML

by Apissedoffguy / 06/03/2012 at 11:20am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML

by Monkey253100 / 06/03/2012 at 10:47am / France / Health

Today, on the bright side, my boobs grew a size. Unfortunately, this was only after bed bugs decided to attack my nipples. FML

by must.not.itch. / 06/02/2012 at 7:25pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I found out that my colleagues had replaced my email auto-responder with a message saying, "I'm away for two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please address me by my new name: Crystal." FML

by Monsieur-Madame / 05/31/2012 at 4:19pm / France (Champagne-Ardenne) / Love

Today, my little brother got his crush to go out with him by impressing her with his level 500 FarmVille. This is the next generation. FML

by Discouraged / 05/31/2012 at 8:43am / United States (Maryland) / Kids