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kansah
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  • Number of visits : 2329
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About kansah : 20. student.

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Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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kansah's favorite FMLs

Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML

#19960444
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6271) - you deserved it (36562)

On 07/19/2012 at 7:56pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while at work, a lady with a mustache came in and told me she was lost. I was happy to help, but could not stop rubbing my nose due to allergies. As she left she said, "I know I have a mustache you little ass" and stormed out. FML

#19943603
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27093) - you deserved it (2579)

On 07/16/2012 at 12:08am - work - by crazyautio - United States

Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML

#19942597
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40047) - you deserved it (1861)

On 07/15/2012 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML

#19877317
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20063) - you deserved it (2065)

On 07/01/2012 at 7:03pm - misc - by plzdontclapme -

Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML

#19861407
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6280) - you deserved it (81152)

On 06/28/2012 at 4:29pm - kids - by MeanMother - United States (Missouri)

Today, I mistook my dog's head for the gear shift while tearing down the highway. FML

#19829657
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7907) - you deserved it (24220)

On 06/22/2012 at 3:41pm - misc - by hakura madada - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, and for the last week, I've resorted to driving myself to the nearest corner store to take my daily dump. I'm doing this because I recently moved in with my boyfriend, and I'm afraid he'll be disgusted at how often I clog the toilet. FML

#19822934
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12021) - you deserved it (26500)

On 06/21/2012 at 6:02am - health - by TheDumper (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I woke up to a guy outside my house, who wanted to give me flowers and take me out on a date. Aside from it all being pretty fucking creepy anyway, the guy is my not quite right in the head second cousin, who's apparently now head-over-heels in love with me. FML

#19778699
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26933) - you deserved it (2138)

On 06/12/2012 at 8:24pm - love - by Az (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, neither of my parents fought for my custody. FML

#19763325
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51442) - you deserved it (3248)

On 06/10/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by Anon - United States

Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back out screaming. Minutes later, while in the shower, I happened to glance up at the ceiling. Guess who was grinning down at me. FML

#19753089
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27379) - you deserved it (8430)

On 06/08/2012 at 12:35am - misc - by ugh - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in a parking lot, a girl came up to our car and started to knock on the window and scream, "I KNEW IT!" My girlfriend doesn't believe that I don't know her. FML

#19726144
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27768) - you deserved it (2085)

On 06/03/2012 at 11:20am - misc - by Apissedoffguy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML

#19726034
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26410) - you deserved it (3562)

On 06/03/2012 at 10:47am - health - by Monkey253100 - France

Today, on the bright side, my boobs grew a size. Unfortunately, this was only after bed bugs decided to attack my nipples. FML

#19722662
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26705) - you deserved it (2918)

On 06/02/2012 at 7:25pm - health - by must.not.itch. (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my colleagues had replaced my email auto-responder with a message saying, "I'm away for two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please address me by my new name: Crystal." FML

#19710494
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29348) - you deserved it (2825) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/31/2012 at 4:19pm - love - by Monsieur-Madame (man) - France (Champagne-Ardenne)

Today, my little brother got his crush to go out with him by impressing her with his level 500 FarmVille. This is the next generation. FML

#19708903
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29596) - you deserved it (2325)

On 05/31/2012 at 8:43am - kids - by Discouraged - United States (Maryland)



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