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  • Number of visits : 3373
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Visits<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 6:29am<b>chubbybuns</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 3:54am<b>FigureSkater7713</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 2:23pm<b>flupsht</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 8:57pm<b>theFickleFinger</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 4:37pm<b>IamHercules</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 2:38pm<b>Markovski</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 7:24pm<b>LunaaBluee</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 6:12pm<b>UndeadCity9</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 7:59pm<b>darthgagemo</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 11:50am<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 4:04pm<b>badcompanycali</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 9:01pm<b>qmac1</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 7:31am<b>karlcolt45</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 9:36pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 8:09pm<b>eski2015</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 9:56pm<b>Awsemogreeb</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 3:32am<b>PrincessKenny</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 5:12am

Fucked!<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 12:28pm<b>badcompanycali</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 7:23pm<b>eski2015</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 3:56am<b>scott421</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 4:49am<b>Markovski</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 5:33pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 4:26am<b>IamHercules</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 1:22am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 4:05am<b>YouHaveANiceButt</b> - the 01/22/2015 at 11:57pm<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 12:23pm

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Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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kansah's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to my crush's house. We were watching a movie when suddenly he started kissing me. As it deepened he began to feel around. He was groping my armpit the whole time but I was too embarrassed that my underarm could pass for my boobs to redirect him. FML

by armtits and big pits / 04/05/2014 at 3:14am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I realized I need to start hitting the gym, when my boyfriend actually utilized my love handles during sex. FML

by ericabearr / 11/18/2013 at 3:14pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I had a customer tell me how much she regretted not aborting her expected child, how much she hates the father, and described to me in immense detail what it is like to pee while pregnant. All within the 30 seconds it took me to serve her. FML

by mmmretail / 05/25/2013 at 1:09am / Australia (Victoria) / Work

Today, I was tutoring a band member. Whenever I ask him to play a D or any D scale, he stops just to snicker and say, "Ha ha. D." He still sucks. I hate his guts. FML

by justgivemethed / 04/25/2013 at 3:55am / United States (California) / Work

Today, I woke up after sleeping with my boyfriend for the first time. I rolled over and smiled at him, and the first thing he said was, "You farted. A lot." FML

by gassy / 01/07/2013 at 10:40am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML

by thebeachisthatway / 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML

by Holy Testacles / 10/17/2012 at 12:45am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

by Anonymous / 09/12/2012 at 3:00am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, uncertain of having a job next month or being able to pay rent, I'm filling out tens of online surveys a day for gift cards to McDonald's, to buy hamburgers that I can freeze so I will have food for the coming months. FML

by willtype4food / 09/09/2012 at 8:45pm / Finland / Money

Today, my son, who seems to think that he is a "gangsta" despite being a white boy from the suburbs, cried because I accidentally burned his grilled cheese. He's 28. FML

by Anonymous / 08/28/2012 at 12:29am / Canada (Quebec) / Kids

Today, my dog was diagnosed with depression. I got him to help with my depression. I guess we can just be miserable together. FML

by alix / 08/24/2012 at 11:45am / United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire) / Animals

Today, my boyfriend actually held onto my love handles while we were having sex. He said they "made it easier." FML

by chunkymonkey / 08/24/2012 at 9:53am / United States / Intimacy

Today, at my job at the mall, our music malfunctioned and now will only play the same three songs over and over again. Our manager won't let us turn it off because "the customers won't notice". FML

by Anonymous / 08/20/2012 at 12:31pm / Singapore / Work

Today, I saw the girl that I've had a crush on forever riding her horse on the side of the road. She waved, and without thinking, I honked my horn in response. Her horse bucked her off. FML

by Anonymous / 08/01/2012 at 7:31pm / United States (Minnesota) / Animals

Today, I realized that whenever I use emoticons, I tend to make the same face in real life. My coworkers gleefully showed me various pictures with my tongue out, face scrunched up, and so on, while staring at my phone. They've already made their way around the office. FML

by dawn / 07/21/2012 at 12:24pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work