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About kansah : Hello. I'm Megan.
I am very sarcastic.
I like to mock things and I have a rather black sense of humour.
I love music in every way, shape and form.
Coming to this site makes me feel better about myself and it helps me sleep.
I hate everyone.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Judgmental
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
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On 05/22/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML
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On 05/18/2012 at 10:46pm - health - by msassy - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
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On 05/18/2012 at 3:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)
Today, a friend who I hadn't seen in a while offered to give me a ride. I didn't really know how to give directions to my house, so when we had been driving for a while and it was getting awkward, I just pointed at a random house and pretended to live there. FML
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On 05/14/2012 at 10:22am - misc - by Anonymous - Estonia (Harjumaa)
Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML
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On 05/13/2012 at 6:30pm - misc - by smh (man) - United States (California)
Today, I asked my dad if my girlfriend could sleep over. He winked at me and agreed. When I brought her home, we went to my room for a quickie. There, I saw that my dad had taped multiple Richard Simmons posters to the wall, causing my girlfriend to suddenly come down with a "headache." FML
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On 05/11/2012 at 2:29pm - love - by cockblocked (man) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I made my friends and family laugh by trying to put on costume glasses with a giant super-sized nose attached to them. They laughed hysterically. Not because of the gigantic nose, but because my real nose was radically bigger and the fake one wouldn't fit over it. FML
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On 05/11/2012 at 9:24am - misc - by MobPerfect (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I was getting coffee with my aunt, and she asked me to pay. She then turned to the Barista and said, "He's never had a girlfriend before, and I wanted to show him that they take your money." The Barista laughed so hard she had to excuse herself. FML
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On 05/10/2012 at 6:20pm - love - by brannonjames - United States
Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked my cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet for herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML
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On 05/08/2012 at 1:57pm - misc - by wtf is wrong with my country (man) - United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML
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On 05/06/2012 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Kwalker3 - United States (California)
Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML
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On 05/05/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by mhm (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML
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On 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Optimus_Prime97 - United States
Today, I came home earlier than usual, only to find my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to being confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no idea what to do. FML
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On 04/27/2012 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by yosenfal (man) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)
Today, I found out that I've been calling my boyfriend's dad by the wrong name for the past two years. No one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at me for it when I wasn't around. FML
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On 04/26/2012 at 3:11am - misc - by somefamily (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML
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On 04/01/2012 at 2:38pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States
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