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  • Number of visits : 2970
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Visits<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 6:29am<b>chubbybuns</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 3:54am<b>FigureSkater7713</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 2:23pm<b>flupsht</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 8:57pm<b>theFickleFinger</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 4:37pm<b>IamHercules</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 2:38pm<b>Markovski</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 7:24pm<b>LunaaBluee</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 6:12pm<b>UndeadCity9</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 7:59pm<b>darthgagemo</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 11:50am<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 4:04pm<b>badcompanycali</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 9:01pm<b>qmac1</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 7:31am<b>karlcolt45</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 9:36pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 8:09pm<b>eski2015</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 9:56pm<b>Awsemogreeb</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 3:32am<b>PrincessKenny</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 5:12am

Fucked!<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 12:28pm<b>badcompanycali</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 7:23pm<b>eski2015</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 3:56am<b>scott421</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 4:49am<b>Markovski</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 5:33pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 4:26am<b>IamHercules</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 1:22am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 4:05am<b>YouHaveANiceButt</b> - the 01/22/2015 at 11:57pm<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 12:23pm

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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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kansah's favorite FMLs

Today, a guy at work told me I look like a famous celebrity. I was flattered, until he remembered the celebrity's name: Steve Buscemi. That wouldn't be a compliment, even if I weren't a 24-year-old woman. FML

by Anonymous / 05/02/2015 at 11:55am / United States (Washington) / Work

Today, while laughing at a jogger that fell down while running, I choked on my French fries. They had to give me the Heimlich maneuver. FML

by teapotrevolt / 03/02/2015 at 3:40pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Health

Today, my drunken mom began to frantically scream "YEAH" "WOO HOO" and "ALRIGHT" at some kindergarteners that were singing Amazing Grace in honor of a restaurant owner who had recently died. FML

by RadioactiveKush / 03/01/2015 at 2:07am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML

by mybfthecrossdresser / 01/20/2015 at 10:08am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love

Today, I decided to use an at-home waxing kit for the first time to get rid of the hair on my upper lip. After experiencing the trauma of waxing, I fell asleep. A few hours later, I woke up to see that I now have acne everywhere I had waxed. I have an acne mustache. FML

by iamamermaid / 01/20/2015 at 1:14am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, the dry skin on my feet has gotten so bad that my boyfriend uses my feet to itch his legs when we're cuddling. FML

by bailey_biz / 01/08/2015 at 7:52am / United States (New York) / Love

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Today, at Christmas dinner, my grandmother talked about the death of every single dog she ever had. All 10 of them. FML

by dunn76 / 12/25/2014 at 6:47am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML

by tine / 11/16/2014 at 4:44am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love

Today, I attended an assembly regarding senior graduation. The assistant principal told us to look to the left and right of us, because those people would be our friends for the rest of our lives. I was the only one in the entire row. FML

by allergic_to_bull / 10/08/2014 at 2:48pm / United States (Florida) / Work

Today, the guy I really like acknowledged my existence for the first time. Too bad it was through a text saying "lol ur a fat fukc". FML

by Anonymous / 10/05/2014 at 12:02pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Love

Today, someone in my class referred to the September 11th attacks as "Nine-Elevs". FML

by no / 09/10/2014 at 9:47pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML

by SymmetricalPizzaFace / 09/07/2014 at 12:52am / United States (California) / Health

Today, I went on Facebook. The third post down was a selfie of my mom looking sad, with the caption, "God I need a good dicking." FML

by Anonymous / 07/23/2014 at 4:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, I managed to punch a customer's child as he walked around the corner just as I enthusiastically pointed his mother in the direction of what she was looking for. FML

by Anonymous / 07/23/2014 at 12:04am / Canada (British Columbia) / Work

Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML

by furball / 06/15/2014 at 4:01pm / Animals