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Today, I woke up from a horrible nightmare. What was it about? Me accidentally scratching a non-stick pan with my utility knife. FML

Today, I wanted to prove to my dad that I can drive, so that he'd let me use his car in future. Let's just say I helped him remove the fence that he was planning to repair. FML

#21112820
62 comments

Today, I decided to try Karate. In an attempt to roundhouse-kick a hanging boxing glove, I knocked over a lamp, lost my balance and pulled down my curtains. My neighbor then looked through the window, started laughing and yelled, "KUNG FO POWA!" FML

#20749220
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25659) - you deserved it (32352)

On 06/26/2013 at 9:57pm - misc - by blahblah (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to sneak out of work early and pay a little visit to the pub. I ended up staggering home, drunkenly making myself a nacho cheese dorito milkshake with the blender, then promptly puked my guts out all over the kitchen table. FML

#19964691
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4876) - you deserved it (41485)

On 07/20/2012 at 5:38pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)

Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML

#19016391
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22807) - you deserved it (2021)

On 02/07/2012 at 4:27am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my husband and I worked together on a very difficult yard project. Afterwards, I thanked him and offered him a special treat. He was disappointed to find I meant sex, not cookies. FML

#18992832
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30750) - you deserved it (5258)

On 02/04/2012 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by me - United States (Texas)

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

#18972343
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20148) - you deserved it (8804)

On 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by pmony - United States (New York)

Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML

#18852472
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7970) - you deserved it (46409)

On 01/19/2012 at 10:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML

#18713489
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33001) - you deserved it (3868)

On 01/05/2012 at 3:09am - health - by dusk - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML

#18586943
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31576) - you deserved it (3079)

On 12/23/2011 at 5:53am - love - by johncabbot25 (man) - Canada

Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML

#18102402
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32514) - you deserved it (10961)

On 10/29/2011 at 10:07am - work - by joser6969 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10447) - you deserved it (75245)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML

#17000180
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38350) - you deserved it (12962)

On 07/06/2011 at 12:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I visited my vacation cabin. I've been planning to sell it, and it was in perfect condition when I last visited about 6 months ago. I walked in the door to find the floor covered in muddy pawprints and bloody remainders of meals. It appears some bears moved in during my absence. FML

#13313277
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26520) - you deserved it (3245)

On 10/04/2010 at 2:46am - misc - by screwthewilderness (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
419 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31967) - you deserved it (28482)

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