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kamareaux
  • Town/Country : Tennessee, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 September 1987 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 67
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kamareaux : Ski Instructor.

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Today, I shaved my pubic area for my fiancé. He told me it looked "like Frodo tried to hack off Gandalf's beard with Gimli's ax." FML

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127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32468) - you deserved it (7304)

On 04/08/2013 at 5:17am - intimacy - by dancekat (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Today, my brother paid the DJ $300 to ruin my wedding by playing the Imperial Death March as I walked down the aisle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30554) - you deserved it (4017)

On 12/15/2012 at 3:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the devil tempted her. FML

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204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28127) - you deserved it (1480)

On 12/07/2012 at 12:06pm - misc - by sonofahypocriticalwhore (man) - United States

Today, my daughter finally gave birth to twin boys. She informed me that she named them Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck. My grandsons are named after Hobbits. FML

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242 comments

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On 12/06/2012 at 11:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, after having sex, my girlfriend left my apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her. What? FML

#20191002
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41020) - you deserved it (2667)

On 12/04/2012 at 3:09pm - intimacy - by AllegroRubato (man) - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

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Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat people love twinkies." FML

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On 05/16/2011 at 3:34pm - misc - by pyroman1127 - United States (Utah)

Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML

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