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  • Birth Date : Friday 21 January 1994 (21 years)
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TODAY, I FOUND OUT MAH LATE GRANDFATHER LEFT ME A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF MONEY IN HIS WILL. I THOUGHT IT WAS WIERD CUZ HE ALWAY ACTED LIKE HE HATED ME. WHEN I GOT THE ENVELOPE, THERE WAS $500,000 INSIDE, ALL IN MONOPOLY MONEY. BIG FAT FML

#19961966
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35646) - you deserved it (3121)

On 07/20/2012 at 1:13am - money - by Rachel - United States

TODAY, I FOUND OUT MAH LATE GRANDFATHER LEFT ME A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF MONEY IN HIS WILL. I THOUGHT IT WAS WIERD CUZ HE ALWAY ACTED LIKE HE HATED ME. WHEN I GOT THE ENVELOPE, THERE WAS $500,000 INSIDE, ALL IN MONOPOLY MONEY. BIG FAT FML

#19961966
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35646) - you deserved it (3121)

On 07/20/2012 at 1:13am - money - by Rachel - United States

TODAY, I FOUND OUT MAH LATE GRANDFATHER LEFT ME A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF MONEY IN HIS WILL. I THOUGHT IT WAS WIERD CUZ HE ALWAY ACTED LIKE HE HATED ME. WHEN I GOT THE ENVELOPE, THERE WAS $500,000 INSIDE, ALL IN MONOPOLY MONEY. BIG FAT FML

#19961966
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35646) - you deserved it (3121)

On 07/20/2012 at 1:13am - money - by Rachel - United States

Today I ad a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool I yelld at my grlfriend to get me a beer. Se cuckd four bottles at my ead. All my friends ceerd er on. FML

#19957248
239 comments

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On 07/19/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Taday my boyfriend pickd me up and spun me around like tey do in te movies , but before grimacing , taking a deep breat , and muttering "one , two , tree... and... uuuppp!" FML

#19946239
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20505) - you deserved it (5238)

On 07/16/2012 at 4:51pm - misc - by dogmom (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car wen it fell troug te sun roof wilst I was driving sowering me. FML

#19927767
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12199) - you deserved it (22961)

On 07/12/2012 at 11:17am - misc - by hot coffee - United Kingdom (Surrey)

yesterday my mother was leaving the house to attend her sister's funeral. Just as she was walking out the door, my brain experienced the most horrific shart imaginable, and I uttered through my reassuring smile, ( Have a blast. ) FML

#19915289
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8056) - you deserved it (21057)

On 07/09/2012 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

TODAY AFTER A PARTICULARLY DIFFICULT LATE NIGHT WORKOUT AT THE GYM I DECIDED TO SHOWER IN THE LOCKER ROOM. I MUST HAVE PASSED OUT BECAUSE I LATER WOKE UP NAKED SURROUNDED BY POLICE AFTER SOMEONE CALLED TO REPORT A DEAD BODY IN THE SHOWER. FML

#19913171
94 comments

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On 07/09/2012 at 3:06am - misc - by wetandnaked (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my new boss gave everyone a lecture about sexual harassment in the workplace. Which would be fine if he'd been able to tear his gaze off my chest for more than a minute at a time. FML

#19885818
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20634) - you deserved it (3364)

On 07/03/2012 at 12:43pm - work - by hypocrite (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... after watching Hulk with my friends... we spent a good half hour discussing looool exactly how enlarged Bruce Banner's package would be in his Hulk state. I couldn't hide my excitement... an now my friends won't stop teasing me. FML

#19871781
132 comments

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On 06/30/2012 at 2:36pm - misc - by rs (woman) - Egypt

Today... I ave four fligts. I spent last nigt projectile vomiting wit food poisoning. By te time I got to te airport it ad progressed to liquid diarea. Two fligts in... I got my period. FML

#19870672
167 comments

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On 06/30/2012 at 8:48am - health - by Jobby (woman) -

today I discovered mah cat's favorite hobby: sitting butthole-first on mah favorite makeup brush.

#19870178
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21860) - you deserved it (2922)

On 06/30/2012 at 4:10am - misc - by audreyav - United States (Oregon)

Today , I let mah daughter bake a cake 4 her brother's fifth brthday party. She showed up later with a cake in the shape of a cock and balls. looool Apparently it's okay , though , because "I frosted it to look lyk a rocket , hehehe!" I can't believe mah balls spawned this moron. big fat FML

#19867387
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21664) - you deserved it (6066)

On 06/29/2012 at 5:39pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Yesterday I Confronted My Daughter About The Various Drug-associated Items I Found In Her Room. She Then Confronted Me About Going In Her Room An Invading Her Privacy, To The Pointhere I Forgot The Main Issue An Apologised To Her. I Just Got Outsmarted By A Teenage Pothead.

#19857408
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10284) - you deserved it (38953)

On 06/27/2012 at 7:28pm - kids - by apparantlyStupid - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, I WAS ASSIGNED TO WORK ON A HUGE PROJECT WITH MICHAEL. MICHAEL REFERS TO HIMSELF IN THE THRD PERSON, CONSTANTLY MUMBLES UNINTELLIGIBLY TO HIMSELF, DOESN'T SMILE, LAUGH OR MAKE EYE CONTACT, AN REFUSES TO ADDRESS ME DRECTLY. I'LL BE STUCK WITH HIM 4 ABOUT FOUR MONTHS. FML

#19855807
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20538) - you deserved it (1971)

On 06/27/2012 at 12:53pm - work - by NoMagicMike (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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