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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 January 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1034
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I woke up, took a shower, made some pasta, drank 3 glasses of water and brushed my teeth. I then left my apartment to see signs posted all over warning us not to use the water without boiling it because the water company just found E-coli in the water. FML

#5126886
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50019) - you deserved it (3698)

On 09/08/2009 at 1:29pm - health - by UhOhhhh (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I decided to be safe and tested a small dime-sized amount of Nair on my inner arm before using it. I didn't react badly. But as soon as it was washed off from my down-there hair I sure as hell reacted, with small bumpy red dots that look like an STD. FML

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164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33174) - you deserved it (12364)

On 08/15/2009 at 1:22am - health - by Dammit (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

#4539697
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (121725) - you deserved it (6306)

On 08/15/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by jellybean_94 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he suddenly stopped and walked to the kitchen. He decided to bake chocolate chip cookies in the midst of our intimacy. However, he told me we could still continue while the oven preheated. FML

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220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47412) - you deserved it (6709)

On 07/24/2009 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by jcooh0lla (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57636) - you deserved it (26152)

On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML

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291 comments

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On 07/03/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by Uriah (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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