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Today, I got a missed call from my dad, who hasn't talked to me in months and has vowed not to have anything to do with me. I called him back excitedly and apologized for missing his call, and we had a 20-second conversation about how his phone accidentally dialed my number. FML
by Anonymous / 04/09/2009 at 2:48pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking out of a Starbucks and saw someone walking out behind me, thinking it would be the nice thing to do I held the door open. I was holding the door for about 30 seconds before realizing I was holding the door for my own shadow. FML
by Anonymous / 04/06/2009 at 12:14am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML
by Noname / 03/17/2009 at 9:24pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
by peneloperigby / 02/03/2009 at 1:51am / United Kingdom (Belfast) / Kids