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Today, my mother called to say that my 11 year old nephew found my secret stash of nipple tassles, furry hand cuffs, and a bottle of lube. He doesn't want to visit me anymore. FML

By peneloperigby - / Tuesday 3 February 2009 06:51 / United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my son trying to carve a bong out of a watermelon. FML

By What the fuck, son? - / Saturday 11 May 2013 16:21 / Netherlands - Amerongen

Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking a joint. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 8 May 2013 06:59 / United States

Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four hours later it still hadn't pooped. Turns out it was born without an actual butthole. It was there, just sealed up by skin. I literally had to cut this poor calf a new butthole. FML

By halliemarie1818 / Wednesday 24 April 2013 02:01 / United States

Today, I walked in on my brother giving his best friend a hand-job. I can't unsee this. FML

By iLynz / Tuesday 23 April 2013 06:34 / United States