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  • Town/Country : USA
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Today, I was watching a movie with my new boyfriend. I got tired so I thought it would be cute to fall asleep on him. He woke me up and said "You got me wet" Thinking it was a joke, I said smoothly, "That's what she said" He replied "No really." I looked down, I'd drooled all over his shirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12896) - you deserved it (27491)

On 08/05/2009 at 10:23pm - misc - by drooler (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56289) - you deserved it (5957)

On 07/27/2009 at 4:12am - love - by DAMMit (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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