About kaengle : My name is Kaylie(: i love to ride my horses, run barrels, hunt, fish, camp, go mudding!(:, and shoot my guns and bow. i love big loud, lifted trucks! Chevys are the best!(: I'm your typical country girl!(: Obviously I'm the outdoorsy type. I'm not afraid to get down, dirty, and sweaty. I'm a hard worker I work everyday when I'm not working I'm riding. I lived in Alaska for half of my life, i miss it! I am going in to the 10th grade. Most people say I'm very mature for my age....message me if you want to know more. But I use my iPod so it may take awhile to reply(: and that's my horse and I in that pic(:
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Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
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On 03/07/2011 at 1:16am - health - by tinygirl -
Today, my boyfriend told me he was taking me out to eat to his favorite restaurant. He said I could order whatever I wanted and he'd pay for it. He took me to Red Lobster, knowing full well that I'm allergic to seafood. FML
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On 03/06/2011 at 10:00pm - love - by pinchy (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my husband told me I was lucky to have someone who would love me no matter what my vagina smelled like. FML
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On 03/06/2011 at 6:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved
Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML
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On 03/05/2011 at 7:24pm - misc - by poked - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my husband decided to imitate Borat and shout "Very Nice! I Excite!" while having sex. He's also decided that it was ingenious and does it every single time, the entire time. FML
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On 03/05/2011 at 9:19am - intimacy - by mrssagdiyev (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I found out that if you see a picture in your boss's office of a extremely good looking, big breasted woman kissing him on the cheek, not to comment. Because that extremely good looking, big breasted woman, just might be his daughter. FML
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On 03/04/2011 at 1:07am - work - by st00pid (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML
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On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend was inside a cell phone store talking to a sales guy while I waited outside. I sent him a text, not realizing that the guy was using his phone to call customer service. A topless photo of me shows up on his phone when I text him. The sales guy looked. Twice. FML
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On 03/03/2011 at 3:32am - intimacy - by LLCoolBean (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
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On 03/02/2011 at 6:43pm - misc - by taiannalynn5 -
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
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On 03/02/2011 at 6:43pm - misc - by taiannalynn5 -
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
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On 03/02/2011 at 6:43pm - misc - by taiannalynn5 -
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
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On 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by Anon. (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML
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On 02/28/2011 at 1:59pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
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On 02/27/2011 at 10:23pm - money - by Anonymous -
Today, I went to my first ever high school party with music, drinks, and dancing. Within a few minutes of taking my first ever shot of tequila, I was in the worst pain in my life. My parents were called and I had to be taken to the hospital. I'm alcohol intolerant. FML
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On 02/27/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by Stormy (woman) - United States (Florida)
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