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kaengle
  • Town/Country : Texas, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2098
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About kaengle : My name is Kaylie(: i love to ride my horses, run barrels, hunt, fish, camp, go mudding!(:, and shoot my guns and bow. i love big loud, lifted trucks! Chevys are the best!(: I'm your typical country girl!(: Obviously I'm the outdoorsy type. I'm not afraid to get down, dirty, and sweaty. I'm a hard worker I work everyday when I'm not working I'm riding. I lived in Alaska for half of my life, i miss it! I am going in to the 10th grade. Most people say I'm very mature for my age....message me if you want to know more. But I use my iPod so it may take awhile to reply(: and that's my horse and I in that pic(:

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Today, I discovered that the lovely, hunger-inducing smell that's been lingering around the office lately is from the local animal crematory. I've been wistfully inhaling the stench of burning cats, dogs, and other various animals. FML

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103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26743) - you deserved it (5914)

On 03/18/2011 at 12:10pm - work - by B-rent - United States

Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML

#15356314
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15938) - you deserved it (77899)

On 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was spending Saint Patrick's Day with my girlfriend, when she started pinching me for not wearing green. To my complete shock, when she pinched my nipple, I got the biggest, most noticeable erection I've ever had in my life, and no matter what I did, it wouldn't go away. We were in public. FML

#15355329
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38793) - you deserved it (8142)

On 03/17/2011 at 6:38pm - intimacy - by Mr. Sensitive Nips - United States (Texas)

Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML

#15354612
95 comments

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On 03/17/2011 at 5:26pm - misc - by boom - United States (Maryland)

Today, my daughter went potty. Just as she always does, she came up to me and announced, "I flushed, and wiped, and shut the light off." Then she did something brand new. She covered my face with her hand and asked, "Do these fingers smell?" They did. FML

#15345509
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On 03/17/2011 at 12:04am - kids - by Username -

Today, I have no cell phone reception as I am visiting family who lives on the side of a mountain. They told me there was service on top of the mountain, so I hiked up. Only when I got there did I realize I'd left my phone back down at the house. FML

#15342486
102 comments

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On 03/16/2011 at 9:25pm - misc - by nooooo (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, after my 22 year old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML

#15339337
178 comments

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On 03/16/2011 at 6:05pm - kids - by WTF -

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

#15336474
289 comments

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On 03/16/2011 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by thisblows - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

#15333405
377 comments

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On 03/16/2011 at 3:31am - intimacy - by eric - United States

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

#15333405
377 comments

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On 03/16/2011 at 3:31am - intimacy - by eric - United States

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

#15333405
377 comments

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On 03/16/2011 at 3:31am - intimacy - by eric - United States

Today, my husband bought a horse. We don't own any furniture, but we have a flippin' horse. FML

#15317842
171 comments

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On 03/15/2011 at 2:01am - money - by neverthefirst -

Today, my husband bought a horse. We don't own any furniture, but we have a flippin' horse. FML

#15317842
171 comments

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On 03/15/2011 at 2:01am - money - by neverthefirst -

Today, the bus came to pick up my daughter to take her to kindergarten. When it honked, I opened the door for her to let her run out to it. Halfway there she tripped and started crying. I couldn't run out because I was still in my underwear. Now her bus thinks I'm the worst mom ever. FML

#15313960
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16550) - you deserved it (37413)

On 03/14/2011 at 10:25pm - kids - by mommylovesu (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

#15309756
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99613) - you deserved it (5896) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France



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