About kaengle : My name is Kaylie(: i love to ride my horses, run barrels, hunt, fish, camp, go mudding!(:, and shoot my guns and bow. i love big loud, lifted trucks! Chevys are the best!(: I'm your typical country girl!(: Obviously I'm the outdoorsy type. I'm not afraid to get down, dirty, and sweaty. I'm a hard worker I work everyday when I'm not working I'm riding. I lived in Alaska for half of my life, i miss it! I am going in to the 10th grade. Most people say I'm very mature for my age....message me if you want to know more. But I use my iPod so it may take awhile to reply(: and that's my horse and I in that pic(:
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On 04/03/2011 at 1:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 1:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, Amazon didn't deliver the present I bought my mother for Mothering Sunday, so she called me an 'Ungrateful bastard.' And about half an hour ago, I cut my thumb whilst making her lunch. She said, 'You're doing this on purpose so I feel sorry for you. Well I don't.' FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 9:32am - misc - by Trainspotting - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)
Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 7:27am - intimacy - by dahs - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)
Today, I was in the shower 'grooming' myself for my second anniversary with my boyfriend. Halfway through the hot water ran out. I now have the choice of going with the low 'half-fro' or risking hypothermia. My boyfriend thinks hypothermia would be the better option. FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 5:35am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was in IKEA when my friends and I thought it would be fun to play hide and seek. We all hid; I was in a good hiding spot. Half an hour later, I was still there. I texted my friends to see where they were. They all left to see a movie, and forgot about me. FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by Nicole - United States
Today, I discovered that my girlfriend can only orgasm when we have sex to gospel music. FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by cantgetup (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was reading my boyfriend's online diary. It started off really sweet, saying he was in a wonderful relationship with me, and how he utterly adored me. It then slowly progressed into loathing and wondering what he ever saw in me, all because I have a low sex-drive. FML
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On 04/02/2011 at 8:51pm - love - by worthless - United States
Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML
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On 04/02/2011 at 3:35am - kids - by Viciousvixen_21 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
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On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
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On 04/01/2011 at 11:55am - misc - by WTF? - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my sister thought it would be hilarious to tell our strict Catholic parents I was sleeping around and had gotten pregnant. They believed her, and dragged me down to the clinic for tests. I proved I wasn't pregnant. However, the doctor said it was more than likely that I have an STD. FML
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On 04/01/2011 at 9:26am - intimacy - by Yolanda19 - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)
Today, my sister thought it would be hilarious to tell our strict Catholic parents I was sleeping around and had gotten pregnant. They believed her, and dragged me down to the clinic for tests. I proved I wasn't pregnant. However, the doctor said it was more than likely that I have an STD. FML
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On 04/01/2011 at 9:26am - intimacy - by Yolanda19 - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)
Today, while searching for the pungent odor that has been lingering in my son's bedroom, I discovered various types of juice my son has been "storing" to make wine. FML
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On 03/31/2011 at 6:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wyoming)
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