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k43L1
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 January 1988 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 1573
  • Number of comments : 112
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About k43L1 : I'm Kaeli.

I'm pretty easy going. Send me a message and I'll most likely reply.

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Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML

#6722674 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (22597) - you deserved it (4263)

On 12/12/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by colorfulgina (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a Milkbone commercial came on TV. At the end of it, they whistle and throw a Milkbone across the screen, prompting my 100lb German Shepherd to leap off the couch and run head on into my new plasma screen TV. FML

#6134962 (215)

I agree, your life sucks (35883) - you deserved it (3027)

On 11/03/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by doglover (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend over webcam with a cute negligee. He was doing homework. Half an hour later, he finally noticed. Apparently pre-calc is more interesting than his girlfriend. I guess polynomials are just curvier than me. FML

#5695966 (308)

I agree, your life sucks (11536) - you deserved it (24252)

On 10/07/2009 at 12:39am - love - by NotAParabola (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him start making a "Waka waka waka waka" noise. He confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML

#5629622 (170)

I agree, your life sucks (14888) - you deserved it (3119)

On 10/03/2009 at 9:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband woke me up at 3 AM by putting whipped cream on my hand and tickling my nose with a feather. FML

#4877720 (183)

I agree, your life sucks (26538) - you deserved it (7309)

On 08/28/2009 at 3:51am - misc - by pistonchamp159 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

#4046377 (746)

I agree, your life sucks (81744) - you deserved it (24052)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:57am - love - by treegirl (woman) - United States

Today, we went up for visitor's day for my son's Jewish summer camp. We don't keep kosher, but most of his fellow campers do. When we went around in the circle saying our favorite foods, he said, "my mom makes the best pork chops." We got dirty looks for the rest of the day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30435) - you deserved it (8918)

On 07/16/2009 at 11:02am - kids - by porkeater (man) - United States (Illinois)



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