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  • Number of visits : 357
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About jworret : Here's the low-down ladies and gents, I'm probably the weirdest person you'll ever meet. Gimme a week and I'll be your favorite person you've ever meet. And I like turtles.

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jworret's favorite FMLs

Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them not to touch your eyes, nose or pets". They should've added "penis" to that list. FML

#18729935
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12095) - you deserved it (55713)

On 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend decided to raid my games collection and try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Two hours later, despite my best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow. FML

#18657725
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22672) - you deserved it (2575)

On 12/30/2011 at 9:43pm - misc - by axel519 (man) - United States

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I love him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

#18657042
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43141) - you deserved it (9135)

On 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by KrissyBearr - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my mom asked me to help pick out clothes for my grandma to wear in her casket. I didn't know she'd died. FML

#18646853
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32447) - you deserved it (2681)

On 12/29/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by naomids (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years asked my dad if he could marry me, and my dad agreed. He then tells me that he's not going to propose for maybe another year at least, he "just wanted to get that out of the way." FML

#18610596
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27166) - you deserved it (3152)

On 12/25/2011 at 8:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML

#18609988
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31407) - you deserved it (4854)

On 12/25/2011 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, my business is doing so badly that people are teaching their kids to drive in the empty parking lot. FML

#18565836
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29926) - you deserved it (2527)

On 12/20/2011 at 10:18pm - work - by Thomas - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I had to explain to my friend why it's inappropriate to conduct a phone conversation while simultaneously eating a bagel, listening to music, and taking a shit. FML

#14521055
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21921) - you deserved it (3465)

On 01/09/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)



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