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About jworret : Here's the low-down ladies and gents, I'm probably the weirdest person you'll ever meet. Gimme a week and I'll be your favorite person you've ever meet. And I like turtles.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my girlfriend decided to raid my games collection and try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Two hours later, despite my best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years asked my dad if he could marry me, and my dad agreed. He then tells me that he's not going to propose for maybe another year at least, he "just wanted to get that out of the way." FML
Monday 1 September 2014