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Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
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On 01/29/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version
Today, the boy I've liked for the past 8 years asked me out and then dumped me when he realized that I was taller than he was. FML
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On 01/23/2010 at 10:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, my boss gave me an evaluation form for him and told me it was totally anonymous. So, I decided to really be rude about it. At lunch, I asked a co-worker what he put on the evaluation, and he said, "What evaluation?" FML
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On 01/20/2010 at 5:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, after spending four days having my resume, cover letter, and references proofread and perfected by professionals, I finally submitted it all to the summer internship of my dreams. I received a rejection letter ten minutes later. FML
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On 01/19/2010 at 2:20pm - work - by PiMan (man) - United States (Alaska)
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by scubai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was the only cash register open at the local supermarket. I had to sell condoms and chocolate frosting to my ex. FML
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On 01/12/2010 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by Narehs (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML
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Today, I was babysitting a new child. I guess she heard me tell her parents about my severe peanut allergy because she got a jar out of the pantry, spread it all over the stairs leading to where her fort was, and walked around with a baseball bat covered in it so I couldn't come near her. FML
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On 01/08/2010 at 2:23am - kids - by PeanutlyDisabled - France
Today, I checked my email after a week of no cell reception or internet while I was stuck at a family holiday cottage. There was an email offering me the RA job I've been trying to get for almost a year, telling me congratulations and to reply by Friday if I accepted. Last Friday. FML
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On 12/26/2009 at 7:34pm - work - by Humbug (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I took my first day off in 3 weeks just so I can sleep in. The office secretary woke me up at 7.12 am with a page wishing me a nice day off. FML
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On 12/19/2009 at 2:39am - work - by Hareega (man) - United States (South Dakota)
Today, I signed up for a psych experiment. I was a damsel in distress on the side of the highway, but no one stopped. Back at the lab, another participant said a half dozen people helped her. The professor was testing how attractiveness effects altruism. I was the unattractive subject. FML
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On 12/07/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he says: "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
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On 12/04/2009 at 7:48am - intimacy - by Not-so-sexy - United States (Washington)
Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML
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On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)
Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML
I agree, your life sucks (38515) - you deserved it (2231)
On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)
Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML
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On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)
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