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Jweis28's favorite FMLs

Today, the guy I was sexting asked me to stop including my face in the pictures. FML

By khfhjfsb - / Wednesday 5 February 2014 00:41 / United States - Downers Grove

Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 30 January 2014 12:34 / United States

Today, as I was taking out the trash, I spotted my cute neighbor doing the same. In a rush to get out before he went back inside, I slipped on my iced-over porch. I passed out and woke up with a note on my chest saying, "I unlocked your door but you were too heavy to drag inside". FML

By rholt - / Tuesday 14 January 2014 06:48 / United States - Baldwin City

Today, my neighbor put up an electric fence to keep my five-year-old son out. FML

By Awkward / Wednesday 4 December 2013 22:29 / United States - Redmond

Today, I actually thought of faking my own death to get away from my girlfriend and her insane, overbearing family. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 29 November 2013 15:37 / United States - San Francisco