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Today, I found out that my son is really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have grls in his bedroom. FML

#3842566
435 comments

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On 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm - kids - by Pumpkin (woman) - United States (Texas)

today my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section . I got 16 replies with 2 hours . He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results . The only reply I got was from a man .

#3713033
108 comments

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On 07/13/2009 at 9:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I snuck into brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go fir it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to brother having phone sex, then wait fir him to go to sleep an sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML

#3630061
93 comments

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On 07/10/2009 at 1:27am - intimacy - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I caught my littla brothar paaping at my friand gatting drassad in tha bathroom. Whan I askad himhat ha was doing ha said "I'm just doinghat Ray doas to youhila your in tha bathroom." Ray is my naw stap dad. FML

#3563535
236 comments

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On 07/07/2009 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by Nicole (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband an I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter an cummed out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

#3484293
175 comments

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On 07/04/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by DutchOven (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off . When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone . I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work . FML

#3448245
89 comments

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On 07/03/2009 at 4:01am - work - by wherefelix (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had mah first kiss standing in front of mah front door. It was really cute, the way u normally think about first kisses. When I got inside, I realized mah mom had been watching out her second story bedroom window taking pictures. She putted them on Facebook captioned 'My baby's first kiss!' FML

#3302714
275 comments

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On 06/28/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by steven (man) - Cayman Islands

Today, I was making out with mah boyfriend . I opened mah eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else . I turned mah head to see what was so interesting . He was on his iPhone looking up recipe 4 thing to wrap in bacon . FML

#3271801
234 comments

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On 06/27/2009 at 10:29am - love - by a_B_c_D_e_F_g (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was making out with mah boyfriend . I opened mah eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else . I turned mah head to see what was so interesting . He was on his iPhone looking up recipe 4 thing to wrap in bacon . FML

#3271801
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On 06/27/2009 at 10:29am - love - by a_B_c_D_e_F_g (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Yesterday... I tried to keep a drunk girl from driving by holding her keys... she had a spare set in her purse. She hit me with her carhen I was walking home. FML

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101 comments

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On 06/26/2009 at 7:36pm - misc - by Chedder (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I Was Texting This Guy That I Really Liked!! Things Were Going Pretty Well!! I Got A Call From His Number And Excitedly Answered It!! It Was His Girlfriend Asking If He Was Bothering Me Because He Likes To Text Random People When He's Drunk!! FML

#3171611
73 comments

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On 06/24/2009 at 11:33am - love - by MoxyR12 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today... my brother an I found a little brd that couldn't fly. While trying to convince my mom that it couldn't fly so we could keep it... I lightly tossed it in the air an it landed a few feet looool in front of me. Then my cat grabbed it an ate it. FML

#3110459
183 comments

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On 06/22/2009 at 2:06am - animals - by Ketchup (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today... as a frog biologist I was out in te field searcing for a relatively rare frog species. After tree ours I finally eard te frog call and I crept closer and closer to te sound until... squis... I steppd on te very frog I was trying to collect. Tey're endangerd. FML

#3017224
134 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by oops... (man) - United States (Texas)

Yastarday, I Found Out Tha Idantity Of Tha Parvart Who's Baan Staring At Ma Through Badroom Window In Tha Lata Hours Of Tha Night. My Parants And I Dacidad To Sat Out A Trap 4 'him' Instaad Of Raporting To Our Local Cop. Turns Out, Wa Caught 37 Yaar-old Naighbor In Tha Act. Ha's Tha Cop. FML

#2865123
123 comments

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On 06/13/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Meg (woman) - United States (New York)



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