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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 May 1989 (25 years)
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Today, my boyfriend decided he would do his job while I did my "job" on top of him. He whips out his Blackberry and completely ignores me to send e-mails to co-workers reminding them about the 10 a.m. meeting scheduled for the next morning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25579) - you deserved it (5003)

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