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  • Town/Country : Fox Valley, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 July 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 486
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML

#13350448
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32971) - you deserved it (2611)

On 10/07/2010 at 12:21am - animals - by lindsey789 (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I went to Seattle with my mom to visit my pregnant sister, only to end up being dragged to a store to buy maternity clothes. The saleswoman apologized to me repeatedly for not having a lounge for the fathers, but congratulated me on the baby. I'm a girl. FML

#13290816
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28443) - you deserved it (4761)

On 10/02/2010 at 3:43pm - misc - by harvdog - United States (Washington)

Today, because I have a beach party tomorrow, I used a new gel that is supposed to prevent razor burn after shaving the bikini line. Turns out I'm highly allergic to the gel. Now I have hundreds of beautiful red bumps that look like razor burn. FML

#12989676
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24037) - you deserved it (4155)

On 09/10/2010 at 12:13pm - health - by moncheri1314 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I finally worked up the courage to play my friends the demo CD that I've spent all summer recording. I didn't tell them it was me. Not even 10 seconds into the first song, my best friend asked me to turn it off because it sucked. FML

#12826114
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27649) - you deserved it (6238)

On 08/30/2010 at 7:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my grandmother told me she would pay for me to get a nose job. I never thought there was a problem with my nose. FML

#12242096
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30646) - you deserved it (2668)

On 08/01/2010 at 6:38am - misc - by Rawr (woman) - Switzerland (Geneve)

Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML

#11944390
336 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14774) - you deserved it (55055)

On 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm - intimacy - by reckless (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, at the crack of dawn, I started a 700 mile road trip with my three children. So far, I've stopped four times, settled several arguments, cleaned up spilled yogurt and melted silly putty. 130 miles down, 570 to go. FML

#11704209
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32014) - you deserved it (11928)

On 07/06/2010 at 6:21pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me because his mom told him to. FML

#11211630
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43910) - you deserved it (5372)

On 06/15/2010 at 5:50am - love - by Mamasboyhater - United States (California)

Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

#8905229
192 comments

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On 03/07/2010 at 10:08pm - misc - by Numbnuts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I came home to find my little sister had decided to play hopscotch under our carport. Feeling a small childish urge, I decided to hop on one leg to the front door. I tripped and fell, slicing my knee open. FML

#7525813
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14044) - you deserved it (19647)

On 01/23/2010 at 6:18pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I come home for lunch. I see a sandwich on the table with a note saying "I hope we can have a healthy new relationship, Love, Carissa." I see another note from my girlfriend next to it saying "I hope you enjoy your new relationship with Carissa." Carissa is my new step mother. FML

#7226236
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32815) - you deserved it (2542)

On 01/08/2010 at 10:45pm - misc - by SingleWorker (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after taking my clothes out of the washer, I noticed at the very bottom of the washer my boyfriend's USB stick I found a couple of days ago. The USB stick contains his English essay, and his novel he has been working on for almost six months. FML

#6746306
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12751) - you deserved it (29968)

On 12/14/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I used text-to-speech just so that I can hear "I love you" for once. FML

#6377281
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44501) - you deserved it (7178)

On 11/20/2009 at 2:29am - love - by lonelyman (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, when we were at wrestling practice, we had to bend over to stretch. When I bent down, I noticed a car on the street stopped. There was a sixty year old man watching us. He then licked his lips and drove away. FML

#5001018
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42261) - you deserved it (3989)

On 09/02/2009 at 4:07pm - work - by iceman123432 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML

#4594476
74 comments

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On 08/17/2009 at 4:42am - misc - by SenescentSouthernBoy (man) - United States (North Dakota)



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