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justineelizabeth
  • Town/Country : Texas, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 October 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 89
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About justineelizabeth : I'm Justine, I dance, I'm on my school's drill team, and newspaper staff.

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Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49287) - you deserved it (4543)

On 06/05/2013 at 11:08am - misc - by Thanks Honey (woman) - United States

Today, my brother looked me dead in the eyes and said his life goal is to find a way to jizz on everyone in the world. I'm scared. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51819) - you deserved it (4650)

On 06/03/2013 at 4:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Poland (Kujawsko-Pomorskie)

Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML

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114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10288) - you deserved it (60568)

On 04/07/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by gotmon3y (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10288) - you deserved it (60568)

On 04/07/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by gotmon3y (man) - United States (Maryland)



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