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justineelizabeth

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 October 1996 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 293
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About justineelizabeth : I'm Justine, I dance, I'm on my school's drill team, and newspaper staff.

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justineelizabeth's favorite FMLs

Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML

by Thanks Honey / 06/05/2013 at 11:08am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my brother looked me dead in the eyes and said his life goal is to find a way to jizz on everyone in the world. I'm scared. FML

by Anonymous / 06/03/2013 at 4:14pm / Poland (Kujawsko-Pomorskie) / Intimacy

Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML

by gotmon3y / 04/07/2009 at 12:12pm / United States (Maryland) / Love

Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML

by gotmon3y / 04/07/2009 at 12:12pm / United States (Maryland) / Love