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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 May 1994 (20 years)
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Yesterday... I got ancestry DNA tests 4 my parents an myself. The DNA testing company informed me that I'm a 50% match 4 my mother but I share no DNA with my father. Apparently... both my parents forgot that they used a sperm donor. This insignificant detail has slipped there minds 4 35 yeres. FML

#20600180
89 comments

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On 04/17/2013 at 6:56pm - misc - by Flora (woman) - United States (California)

I was about to break up with psycho grlfriend!! As I sat her down..!! she told me she wantd to show me something!! She then took off her shrt to reveal name tattood acros her chest!! FML

#20595753
153 comments

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On 04/16/2013 at 3:23am - love - by guess I'm stuck - United States (California)

Today, mother accused me of stealing pills; she looked all over room an couldn't find them. When she went back to the pantry, she saw them on the shelf below where they were supposed to be. She then accused me of putting them there while she was searching room. FML

#20594384
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On 04/15/2013 at 6:11pm - misc - by MyLifeSucks (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , I had phone sex with mah boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML

#20592968
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On 04/15/2013 at 5:09am - intimacy - by JRLJLS (woman) - United States (Florida)

Taday I shaved my pubic area for my fiancé . He told me it looked "like Frodo tried to hack off Gandalf's bered with Gimli's ax." FML

Today, mah fiancé had to perform his first prostate exam. He told me he was quite nervou about it, so I remindd him that he did fine on his first pelvic exam last month. His response: "Yeah, but I've had mah hands up plenty of virginia already." FML

#20540823
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On 03/12/2013 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today... I emailed 10 parents inviting them to my son's birthday party. All 10 emailed back saying their kids had to get a cavity filled. mega FML

#20517380
116 comments

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On 02/22/2013 at 9:51am - kids - by Paris101 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I uploaded a new Facebook profile poto, wic got over 20 likes in te space of an our. Te most I've ever gotten before was 10. Surprised, I went to ceck my picture again, only to notice two guys were sarcastically flipping me te bird in te background. FML

#20514955
70 comments

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On 02/20/2013 at 2:48pm - misc - by club goer - Canada

Today.. . the guy I like asked me out 4 the frst time . It's a good thing he did it over Facebook.. . cuz I started shaking an almost threw up . I don't know how I'm going to function on our date next week . FML

#20514506
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On 02/20/2013 at 2:31am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Taday I was at a club wen a notoriously desperate and disgusting guy asked me to grind wit im. Hoping 4 some backup, I coolly said, "You'll ave to ask my boyfriend." My boyfriend's response? "Yea, man, I don't care." looool FML

#20513337
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On 02/19/2013 at 10:27am - misc - by really (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my wife mentiond tat se wantd to give me a tree-way. I was ecstatic, until se opend er rigt and, only to reveal a 3-way ligtbulb. FML

#20512105
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On 02/18/2013 at 12:23pm - intimacy - by phatdaddy62 (man) - United States

Today, I Met My Grlfriend's Parents For The Frst Time. As I Shook Her Father's Hand, He Squeezed With An Ungodly Amount Of Force, Leaned In With A Smile, And Murmured That My Balls Will Be The Next Thing He'll Crush If His Daughter Ever Complains About Me. FML

#20511181
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On 02/17/2013 at 7:11pm - love - by daniel55 (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME BECAUSE HE FOUND OUT MAH BIRTHDAY IS THE SAME DAY AS HIS, AN HE THINKS WE R TWINS WHO WERE SEPARATD AT BIRTH. FML

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On 02/13/2013 at 5:09pm - love - by okay then (woman) - United States (Ohio)

2day with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of looool the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over mah living room. I was eating cereal in mah underwear, in the living room, drectly under the failure. I'm cold. FML

#20502433
147 comments

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On 02/11/2013 at 3:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I WAS REHEARSING FIR A SCHOOL PLAY. MY DRAMA TEACHER KEEPS CRITICISING THE PART WHERE I FAKE-TRIP, SAYING I MAKE IT LOOK TERRIBLY FAKE. DURING TODAY'S REHEARSAL, I ACTUALLY TRIPPD FIR REAL, AN SMASHD MY KNEECAPS AGAINST THE FLOOR WITH A SCREAM. HE STILL SAID MY ( ACTING ) SUCKD. FML

#20498655
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On 02/08/2013 at 8:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)



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