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  • Number of visits : 1211
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About junkman6 : I'm blunt and politically incorrect. Sorry if I offend you with my jaded world view but as someone wise once said " shit happens"

I play rugby, surf, and help people get a better self image as a personal trainer. Yes I took the picture of the baby cheetah myself. The Safari Park rules.

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Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML


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On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55308) - you deserved it (6332)

On 02/03/2014 at 5:47pm - love - by well i'm fucked (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to get my first tattoo. Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept getting an erection throughout. FML


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On 01/17/2014 at 3:56pm - health - by sausages (man) - Macedonia (Karpos)

Today, my new calculus teacher taught everything using nothing but soccer terms and analogies, just so the resident idiot meatheads would understand. I didn't learn a thing. FML


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On 01/17/2014 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my wife got so drunk she kissed another guy when the ball dropped. FML


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On 01/01/2014 at 12:04am - love - by dantko (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML


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On 12/26/2013 at 6:57pm - love - by William Johnson - United States (Alaska)

Today, a customer was paying for his food. As he placed the money in my hand, he said, "Careful, those coins are sticky." I asked why. He replied, "You know, male stuff." FML

Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML


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On 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML


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On 03/14/2012 at 1:18am - love - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

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