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junkman6
  • Town/Country : usa
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 January 1988 (25 years)
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Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20638) - you deserved it (10890)

On 03/14/2012 at 1:18am - love - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)



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