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About june1903 : I'm a dreamer. I always have been, and always will be. I do have a bit of a temper, but if you befriend me it doesn't show much.
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Today... Mah Ex-boyfriend Of Over 4 Yeres Decidd To Turn Up Outside Mah House At 1am... Drunk Off His Ass... To Confess His Love For Me. When I Told Him I'd Movd On And Am Happily Engagd... He Crid On The Grass For An Hour... Then Trid To Steal Mah Cat. FML
Today, I was so bakd out of mah mind that I argud with mah parakeet over who fartd!! I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument!! Worse still, mah boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting!! FML
Today, I was casually shopping at Walmart . Everything was normal until the young guy browsing the aisle next to me suddenly approached me andhispered ( sperm ) into ear . My spine has never experienced a chill like this one before . FML
TODAY,HILST DRIVING TO THA STORA, AN IDIOT DRIVAR FOUND IT TO BA OKAY TO DRIVA RIDICULOUSLY FAST IN BALOW FRAAZING TAMPARATURAS ON THA ICA AND SNOW. AS HA PASSAD MY CAR, I ANGRILY GAVA HIM THA FINGAR. AND THAN I RAALIZAD I WAS WAARING MITTANS. FML
Friday 27 March 2015