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Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

#18734147
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28844) - you deserved it (12847)

On 01/07/2012 at 9:12am - misc - by randomgirl - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML

#18713489
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31203) - you deserved it (3706)

On 01/05/2012 at 3:09am - health - by dusk - United States (Colorado)

Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML

#18713079
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11324) - you deserved it (31016)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:58am - misc - by Kyle - United States

Today, my biology teacher assigned us partners for a project. I got paired up with one of the smartest kids in the class. When he found out I was his partner, he cried. FML

#18710808
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28549) - you deserved it (7965)

On 01/04/2012 at 10:07pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

#18691343
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24478) - you deserved it (12768)

On 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML

#18644636
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17463) - you deserved it (26953) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by Kevin - France

Today, in the spirit of Christmas, I let a spider live in my room. I normally kill them, because I'm scared of waking up with one on my face. I woke up with it on my face. FML

#18633962
183 comments

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On 12/28/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, my Mom and I found out that we're allergic to the wood my Dad has been making fires with. She can't see, I can't breathe. FML

#18600051
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24181) - you deserved it (1905)

On 12/24/2011 at 5:05pm - health - by AllergyRidden - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my daughter eating a handful of styrofoam packing pellets, because she thought they were Christmas candy. She's fourteen. What's next, eating rocks? FML

#18588984
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25858) - you deserved it (4311)

On 12/23/2011 at 1:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

#18579511
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29752) - you deserved it (7630)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML

#18566485
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25373) - you deserved it (3621)

On 12/20/2011 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by bathtime (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my business is doing so badly that people are teaching their kids to drive in the empty parking lot. FML

#18565836
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29759) - you deserved it (2517)

On 12/20/2011 at 10:18pm - work - by Thomas - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I got screamed at, threatened, cursed, and spat on by an elderly couple for "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the back who couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone for 2 miles straight. FML

#18542050
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47340) - you deserved it (2164)

On 12/18/2011 at 2:44am - work - by Sedici - United States

Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML

#18531722
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30205) - you deserved it (5355)

On 12/16/2011 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by anne (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML

#18523921
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34174) - you deserved it (12235)

On 12/15/2011 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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