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Today, I had to do community service work, so I helped out at a senior center. One of the confused elderly patients, who believed the Cold War was still on, thought I was a Soviet and started screaming about how I was going to nuke his country. FML
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On 01/24/2012 at 11:42am - work - by communistgirl (woman) - United States
Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML
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On 01/20/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by sharky (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML
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On 01/20/2012 at 7:13am - work - by XxJennJennXxX - United States
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
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On 01/20/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by MyHeadHurts (man) - Ireland
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
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On 01/19/2012 at 4:59pm - misc - by elite -
Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML
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On 01/19/2012 at 10:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, it was my first day being a full-time paramedic. I was shot in the arm. FML
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On 01/19/2012 at 12:44am - work - by bad luck? - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my boyfriend, who is supposed to protect me from murderers and rapists, had an emotional breakdown because he was so excited that I'd cooked french fries for dinner. FML
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Today, I found out the girl I've been fooling around with for two weeks has a boyfriend, who is in jail, and is a member of the Aryan Brotherhood. FML
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On 01/17/2012 at 6:57am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, "You know, sometimes, you look like Kevin Spacey." FML
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On 01/17/2012 at 3:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
Today, my kitchen nearly burned down because the fire alarm didn't detect the plumes of smoke wafting through the kitchen. This is the same alarm that wails when I use the toaster. FML
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On 01/16/2012 at 3:18pm - misc - by Lea (woman) - Denmark (Sjelland)
Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML
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On 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by lolwut - United States
Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML
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On 01/13/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I spun a two year old upside down, in circles. She wasn't remotely dizzy. I threw up on myself. FML
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On 01/12/2012 at 1:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)
Today, while helping my father build a shelf, I suggested that we should probably use the instruction manual. He suggested I should probably shut the fuck up and do it his way. FML
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On 01/07/2012 at 7:12pm - misc - by Jman6295 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Monday 20 May 2013
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