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  • Number of visits : 4931
  • Number of comments : 145
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About juliahockey : Hi. I'm Julia.
I'm not very interesting. So why are you here? That's the question

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Today, I was on my thrd date with a really hot grl . A guy walkd by singing the Pokémon theme song . She startd making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity . I joind in order to keep the conversation going . Everything was going great but then my phone rang . It was the Pokémon theme song . FML

#16435078
490 comments

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On 05/31/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by chickennbenchpress (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today as I was walking out of a restaurant with boyfriend I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to boyfriend and said "Dude u and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

#16435033
140 comments

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On 05/31/2011 at 1:01pm - misc - by kaleigh - United States

Today, while at work, a rather large woman cummed in an ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would lyk to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, an told me she wasn't fat, an how rude I was fir calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. mega FML

#16430748
49 comments

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On 05/31/2011 at 2:49am - work - by Me - United States (Arizona)

Today, it was the last day of school. My students sharedhat they thought of me. Expecting to hear wonderful things, all of there complaints can be summed up in a few words: I'm a liar, a killer of dreams, I need to grow up, and I was a big disappointment to them. I'm a first-year teacher. FML

#16425645
129 comments

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On 05/30/2011 at 9:59pm - work - by sashimieater - United States (Mississippi)

Today , I accidentally said , "Yes , Sir." to my female teacher!! I then apologized by saying , "Sorry , Sir." FML

#16418676
175 comments

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On 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm - misc - by OopsKid (man) - France

2day ma girlfriend and I were taking a sower togeter!! We were fooling around wen se takes te sower ead and starts spraying ma penis wit it!! I asked er "wat are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

#16399874
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On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

today mah girlfriend broke up with me cuz of something I said 2 years ago , as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML

#16395878
193 comments

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On 05/29/2011 at 12:41am - love - by Username - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I noticed mah hidden porn folder on mah laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with mah teenage daughter , and no one else. FML

#16383481
210 comments

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On 05/28/2011 at 5:24am - intimacy - by redhanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I WAS PLAYING AT A BINGO HALL,HEN I GOT A BINGO FOR $50. I GOT SO EXCITED THAT I ACCIDENTALLY YELLED, "HOLY FUCK!" THEY KICKED ME OUT. I DIDN'T GET THE MONEY. FML

#16381910
90 comments

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On 05/28/2011 at 1:27am - money - by greenhide8 - United States (North Dakota)

I was really psyched to go see Kung Fu Panda 2 at the movies. Excited , I tried to do a flying kick off the cafeteria wall at work. Instead of kicking off , mah leg crashed through the plasterboard and got stuck. My co-workers had to pull me free. FML

#16377844
165 comments

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On 05/27/2011 at 8:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today boyfriend told me I lookd pretty. I said "Aww that's the first time you've said that to me." He replid "Well it's the first time you've lookd pretty." FML

#16341966
205 comments

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On 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm - love - by Username - United States (California)

Today, as my girlfriend an I were making love, an she startd to moan an groan . All of a sudden, she stoppd an said "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

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210 comments

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On 05/25/2011 at 4:23am - intimacy - by katie -

Today... I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late... so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored... so I decided to ask mah waiter how I looked. He stood there... then said that "it's against company policy to mock customer to their face." FML

#16326196
134 comments

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On 05/24/2011 at 9:59am - misc - by BurnedByAWaiter -

TODAY, WHILE I WAS MOWING THE LAWN IN MAH BACKYARD, I RAN OVER A GLASS BOTTLE. MY LEGS LOOKD LYK A DISCO BALL. FML

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154 comments

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On 05/24/2011 at 8:33am - health - by tash (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my usband an I ad just got over a big argument, an I asked im to cut me some cucumbers fir my eyes to elp me relax. I was laying down, eyed closed, an e set tem on my eyes. Tey weren't cucumbers, tey were lemons. FML

#16304417
252 comments

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On 05/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by lemonhead -



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