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About juliahockey : Hi. I'm Julia.
I'm not very interesting. So why are you here? That's the question
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was on my thrd date with a really hot grl . A guy walkd by singing the Pokémon theme song . She startd making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity . I joind in order to keep the conversation going . Everything was going great but then my phone rang . It was the Pokémon theme song . FML
Today, while at work, a rather large woman cummed in an ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would lyk to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, an told me she wasn't fat, an how rude I was fir calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. mega FML
Today, it was the last day of school. My students sharedhat they thought of me. Expecting to hear wonderful things, all of there complaints can be summed up in a few words: I'm a liar, a killer of dreams, I need to grow up, and I was a big disappointment to them. I'm a first-year teacher. FML
2day ma girlfriend and I were taking a sower togeter!! We were fooling around wen se takes te sower ead and starts spraying ma penis wit it!! I asked er "wat are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML
I was really psyched to go see Kung Fu Panda 2 at the movies. Excited , I tried to do a flying kick off the cafeteria wall at work. Instead of kicking off , mah leg crashed through the plasterboard and got stuck. My co-workers had to pull me free. FML
Today... I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late... so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored... so I decided to ask mah waiter how I looked. He stood there... then said that "it's against company policy to mock customer to their face." FML
Today, my usband an I ad just got over a big argument, an I asked im to cut me some cucumbers fir my eyes to elp me relax. I was laying down, eyed closed, an e set tem on my eyes. Tey weren't cucumbers, tey were lemons. FML
Friday 27 March 2015