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  • Number of visits : 4784
  • Number of comments : 145
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About juliahockey : Hi. I'm Julia.
I'm not very interesting. So why are you here? That's the question

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Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

#2727
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26463) - you deserved it (2660)

On 01/26/2009 at 6:44pm - misc - by glittercat - United States (Missouri)

Today, the guy I've had a crush on for a while called me and asked me over. I took a cab to his place and when I got there he was dressed in leather and wore a mask... It took me a 20 dollar cab fare to realize my crush is a freak. FML

#1507
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31087) - you deserved it (6564)

On 01/17/2009 at 8:38pm - intimacy - by Allenburg - United States (California)

Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

#842
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41464) - you deserved it (3705)

On 01/03/2009 at 11:48am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. FML

#325
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23449) - you deserved it (22149)

On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

#321
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44569) - you deserved it (8268)

On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

#123
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46743) - you deserved it (16291)

On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)



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