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  • Number of visits : 5683
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About juliahockey : Hi. I'm Julia.
I'm not very interesting. So why are you here? That's the question

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Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29560) - you deserved it (3039)

On 01/26/2009 at 6:44pm - misc - by glittercat - United States (Missouri)

Today, the guy I've had a crush on for a while called me and asked me over. I took a cab to his place and when I got there he was dressed in leather and wore a mask... It took me a 20 dollar cab fare to realize my crush is a freak. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33811) - you deserved it (7011)

On 01/17/2009 at 8:38pm - intimacy - by Allenburg - United States (California)

Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44859) - you deserved it (4070)

On 01/03/2009 at 11:48am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25382) - you deserved it (23558)

On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47479) - you deserved it (8823)

On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50256) - you deserved it (17813)

On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)

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