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  • Number of visits : 3754
  • Number of comments : 145
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About juliahockey : Hi. I'm Julia.
I'm not very interesting. So why are you here? That's the question

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Today, I asked my mother if she thought my cat was getting fat. She replied "It's not the cat you should worry about". FML

#5051
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I agree, your life sucks (19864) - you deserved it (4449)

On 02/01/2009 at 10:22pm - animals - by mikep - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I tripped over my own shoelace after explaining to my boyfriend that my shoes being untied were good luck for me. He then took that as the grand opportunity to tell me that we were breaking up. FML

#2742
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15566) - you deserved it (4336)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:54pm - love - by CaptainSosuke - United States (California)

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

#2727
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22456) - you deserved it (2218)

On 01/26/2009 at 6:44pm - misc - by glittercat - United States (Missouri)

Today, the guy I've had a crush on for a while called me and asked me over. I took a cab to his place and when I got there he was dressed in leather and wore a mask... It took me a 20 dollar cab fare to realize my crush is a freak. FML

#1507
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28404) - you deserved it (6156)

On 01/17/2009 at 8:38pm - intimacy - by Allenburg - United States (California)

Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

#842
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34545) - you deserved it (2681)

On 01/03/2009 at 11:48am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. FML

#325
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20836) - you deserved it (20260)

On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

#321
86 comments

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On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

#123
104 comments

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On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)



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