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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4932
  • Number of comments : 145
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About juliahockey : Hi. I'm Julia.
I'm not very interesting. So why are you here? That's the question

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Today, I was sitting in mah school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

#19285131
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27003) - you deserved it (6896)

On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

my son askad ma wara babias coma from . I told im, looool ( From god . ) Ha cummad back wit, ( Daddy said it was from fucking . ) maga FML

#18255063
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37225) - you deserved it (19281)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

Today... I finally started doing cardio and getting in shape. What motivated me to do it? Watching a zombie movie. The slow ones bite the dust first. FML

#17355150
297 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 12:55pm - health - by indierocklove - United States (Virginia)

TODAY I WAS WALKING ON THE BEACH WHEN I TRIPPD!! I WAS ABOUT TO LAND ON A KID'S SANDCASTLE SO I TRID TO DODGE BY LEANING LEFT TO AVOID IT!! BEFORE I HIT THE GROUND I NOTICD THE MANY ROCKS I WAS HEADING FOR!! FML

#17197831
117 comments

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On 07/21/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by MICHAELTHEA (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her!! Her response was , "Uh..!! thanks?" FML

#17162598
240 comments

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On 07/18/2011 at 12:05pm - love - by womanlover12345 - Spain

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

#17153294
215 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 8:04pm - intimacy - by Cinnamon (man) - Jamaica (Saint Andrew)

Today, I was given a DUI while in the Whataburger drive thru!! FML

#17139539
302 comments

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On 07/16/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my friends told me all five of us sould bring sleeping bags on our field trip; I brougt mine only to fine out looool tey ad told me tat so tey would get te four beds to temselves. Tey all 'forgot' to bring tem and its only fair tat I sould sleep on te floor. We are ere 4 a week. FML

#17131044
165 comments

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On 07/16/2011 at 1:34am - misc - by bananagurl4242 (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is until she laughed and said "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

#17128085
252 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Taday after 14 rice-filled days in China, I cummed back home. What's fir lunch? Rice. FML

#17120359
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27355) - you deserved it (9022)

On 07/15/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by panos016 - United Kingdom

Today... whila at mah job at a Christian summar camp... I ovarhaard ona of tha kids swaaring. I politaly said... "Plaasa... only spaak as Jasus would." Ha pausd fir a momant an raplid... "Go to hall." FML

#17109395
68 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm - work - by sbutler (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, as a joke, I hid under mah parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tereing each other's cloths off. I had to keep mah breath in time with mah mom's panting an moaning as mah dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31425) - you deserved it (90674)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had to bail dad out of jail, for beating up boyfriend, for sleeping with mom!! FML

#17089969
513 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, mah girlfriend,ho is very self conscious about her body, finally decidd to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I strippd and turnd around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
435 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73981) - you deserved it (7705)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME USING THE "IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME" SPEECH WITH A SLIGHT VARIATION, SAYING INSTEAD, "IT'S NOT ME, IT'S YOU!! AND YES, I MEANT TO SAY IT THAT WAY ROUND." FML

#17076544
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29844) - you deserved it (5705)

On 07/12/2011 at 3:14am - love - by Jackie Campbell - United States (Colorado)



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