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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 April 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1916
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I ad an ultrasound in fear of testicular cancer . I apparently signd papers allowing an intern to do it fir practice . Se was in er early 20s and smoking ot so as se was rubbing jelly on my testes I got an erection . FML

#1525413
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72997) - you deserved it (24891)

On 05/01/2009 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by erectioninfection (man) - United States

Yesterday, I was meeting my girlfriend at the airport after studying abroad fir a year. She ran to hug me, and I wanted to pick her up and spin looool her around, like they do in those romantic movies. I tried to do that, but instead I dropped her. fat FML

#1268284
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17939) - you deserved it (49981)

On 04/23/2009 at 7:43pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT TAT I'M PREGNANT. MY USBAND AN I AVE BEEN TRYING TO AVE A BABBY 4 A WILE, AN I WAS VERY EXCITED TO TELL IM TE NEWS. WEN I OPENED IS OFFICE PLANNING TO SURPRISE IM WIT TE NEWS, I SAW IM MAKING OUT WIT A MAN. FML

#1104891
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (497993) - you deserved it (31014)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I took te bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway tere, se fell asleep, er ead on ma soulder. I gently tried to wake er up before ma stop. Se wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. fat FML

#960425
700 comments

I agree, your life sucks (729463) - you deserved it (56575)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

#159600
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I agree, your life sucks (1194242) - you deserved it (126795)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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