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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 February 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 2976
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I had a technical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to help the patient defecate, but my opening sentence came out as: "Hello, I'm Jan. I'm here to help you take a shit." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5334) - you deserved it (2418)

On 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm - work - by Silver_Samurai (man) - Netherlands

Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML

#18927018 (261)

I agree, your life sucks (8426) - you deserved it (638)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML

#18926603 (218)

I agree, your life sucks (8470) - you deserved it (861)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML

#18924162 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (9799) - you deserved it (634)

On 01/27/2012 at 10:26am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I had my first chorus concert. We got a bigger applause when we left the stage than when we sang. FML

#18916870 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (5081) - you deserved it (1571)

On 01/26/2012 at 4:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

#18916162 (173)

I agree, your life sucks (7441) - you deserved it (1286)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:09pm - love - by soawkward - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my family had dinner with my future in-laws for the first time. After a bottle of wine to herself, my mother loudly insisted that I'm out of her will. Apparently, I "molest towels" and leave them to "fester for days" in my "den of depravity". I'm sure they'll give me their daughter now. FML

#18914939 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (6823) - you deserved it (716)

On 01/26/2012 at 9:49am - love - by The Towel Molester (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry it gets better." FML

#18914321 (193)

I agree, your life sucks (9668) - you deserved it (628)

On 01/26/2012 at 6:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML

#18913819 (207)

I agree, your life sucks (19347) - you deserved it (2522)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out that if a jock calls you a nerd in the street and you retaliate with a witty comeback, be prepared to run. Fast. FML

#18911929 (144)

I agree, your life sucks (7159) - you deserved it (1319)

On 01/25/2012 at 10:36pm - misc - by JMcKay (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML

#18904697 (307)

I agree, your life sucks (9360) - you deserved it (1950)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:23am - misc - by dragonmirado (woman) - China

Today, it's -20°C outside. Half way through my thirty minutes walk to work, my boss pulled up beside me in her car, said "You look cold. I'll see you at work." And then drove away. FML

#18898578 (248)

I agree, your life sucks (9527) - you deserved it (766)

On 01/24/2012 at 1:07pm - work - by emma209 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML

#18876628 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (7968) - you deserved it (1841)

On 01/22/2012 at 1:10am - health - by suckstobefat - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one- or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML

#18865493 (231)

I agree, your life sucks (6928) - you deserved it (1753)

On 01/20/2012 at 9:31pm - love - by fuckthepopo (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know..." and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML

#18864868 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (7671) - you deserved it (500)

On 01/20/2012 at 8:21pm - misc - by shellski (woman) - United States (Michigan)