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juicy_extasy

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 14385
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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juicy_extasy's favorite FMLs

Today, my extremely religious mom ranted at me, saying I'd only bought an electric toothbrush so I could masturbate with it. I'm a guy. FML

#21435969
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22780) - you deserved it (1466)

On 07/03/2015 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by but cum to think of it... (man) -

Today, a guest at the hotel I work at started shouting at me. Apparently the street vendor selling sunglasses outside the hotel sold her a pair of 'genuine' Ray Bans for $5. She wanted me to phone the police because she realized two days later they were fake. FML

#21435445
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21293) - you deserved it (1375)

On 07/02/2015 at 4:25pm - love - by soo -

Today, I was working at a fast food restaurant when I cut my hand. There was a good amount of blood flowing out so I ran to my manager and asked where the first aid kit was. He then picked up a washcloth and some tape and handed it to me. FML

#21433911
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22144) - you deserved it (1556)

On 06/29/2015 at 4:34pm - work - by Greattitan2 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was legitimately sick so I called in to work. Apparently, 4 other guys on my line called in too. My boss thought we planned it. Now we're all written up. FML

#21433907
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22423) - you deserved it (1250)

On 06/29/2015 at 4:29pm - work - by Justincredible69 (man) - United States

Today, after my daughter told half her class about my retainer, I advised her to keep mummy's personal details personal. Now she responds, "I'm not supposed to tell" to any question regarding our home life. Thus far, I've received six very concerned calls. FML

#21433102
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22317) - you deserved it (2108)

On 06/28/2015 at 1:13am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML

#21432863
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28299) - you deserved it (1842)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML

#21432817
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23157) - you deserved it (2403)

On 06/27/2015 at 1:40pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

#21432533
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30750) - you deserved it (2142)

On 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I realized I need to get my life together after spilling ramen while taking a bath, again. FML

#21432524
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20554) - you deserved it (6365)

On 06/26/2015 at 8:57pm - misc - by college estudiata (woman) -

Today, I woke up to my mother telling me to sit up and get dressed because we had to go before it was too late. I just woke up from surgery. She didn't want to be stuck in traffic. FML

#21432043
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28506) - you deserved it (1718)

On 06/25/2015 at 11:06pm - health - by postop (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after all of the business cards for the car dealership that I work for were printed, the phone number was wrong, and the lady got so pissed about getting so many calls that she told them that they had won a free car. I had to tell dozens of ecstatic customers that they hadn't. FML

#21430788
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21631) - you deserved it (5137)

On 06/23/2015 at 6:37pm - work - by Luke - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do it face to face. Then told me that if I wanted, we could have sex one last time, but I would have to leave right after, otherwise it would be weird. FML

#21430061
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26516) - you deserved it (1927)

On 06/22/2015 at 10:41am - intimacy - by bonzo - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted murderer. The picture looked just like my boyfriend. FML

#21430015
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27279) - you deserved it (2367)

On 06/22/2015 at 7:26am - misc - by 1234 - United States (Florida)

Today, while swimming under water, my 80-pound lab thought I was drowning and tried to "rescue" me by jumping in after me, wrapping his front legs around my neck, and standing on my chest. FML

#21429802
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21897) - you deserved it (1743)

On 06/21/2015 at 10:16pm - animals - by Angel (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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