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jtthegr8
  • Town/Country : Temecula, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 November 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 950
  • Number of comments : 242
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About jtthegr8 : I like punk rock, playing world of warcraft and pokémon. That's all there is to know, right?

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Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML

#18813229
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23191) - you deserved it (17392)

On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)

Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML

#18725353
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29069) - you deserved it (3174)

On 01/06/2012 at 11:16am - health - by Ixi_the_pixie - United States

Today, I was pushed over and robbed in a parking lot by a man in an ugly Christmas sweater. When I looked up, I was too distracted by the sweater to even look at his face. FML

#18681564
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21196) - you deserved it (5818)

On 01/02/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my extremely OCD girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me because my bedroom wasn't "properly symmetrical." FML

#18623946
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23439) - you deserved it (4796)

On 12/27/2011 at 10:20am - intimacy - by gtfoocd (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

#18586470
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21009) - you deserved it (4365)

On 12/23/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by cj123 - United States (Arizona)

Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML

#18586179
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24168) - you deserved it (2258)

On 12/23/2011 at 2:42am - intimacy - by balkangirl94 - United States (Florida)

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

#18561778
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13393) - you deserved it (16118)

On 12/20/2011 at 1:59pm - kids - by imamomma - United States

Today, my mother commented "loser" on my Facebook profile picture. She got 41 likes. FML

#18559949
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29626) - you deserved it (5577)

On 12/20/2011 at 5:43am - misc - by milly - Norway (More og Romsdal)



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