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Today, I was at the gas station pumping gas when the lady in front of me had a little boy who asked if he could pump the gas. She said yes and then quickly answered her phone, as it was ringing. She wasn't watching him and he pulled out the pump to early, spraying gas all over me, including my face. FML

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140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29680) - you deserved it (2556)

On 03/15/2010 at 12:34am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mother-in-law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML

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306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35204) - you deserved it (4387)

On 03/08/2010 at 10:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my mother-in-law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML

#8916783
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35204) - you deserved it (4387)

On 03/08/2010 at 10:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49812) - you deserved it (7886)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)



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