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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 June 1992 (23 years)
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Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML

#20404496
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I agree, your life sucks (31681) - you deserved it (10632)

On 12/17/2012 at 9:28pm - misc - by James (man) - United States

Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34266) - you deserved it (9208)

On 12/16/2012 at 7:58pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my "friends" set me up on a blind date with a guy who according to their description, sounded perfect in just about every way. He turned out to be my obsessive ex, and this is their idea of a funny prank. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31251) - you deserved it (3025)

On 12/16/2012 at 2:15pm - love - by lovelychris - Brazil (Sao Paulo)



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