About jsmnhwll : - i'm jazz. & i'm 15 from NC.
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Today, I was taking my dog on a walk when two younger looking boys rode their bikes up towards me. One said, "What about her?" The other boy said, "Nah, she's ugly." FML
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On 06/17/2010 at 6:56pm - animals - by MCRxforever - United States (Missouri)
Today, my computer was hit with something bigger than a virus: A car. FML
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On 06/17/2010 at 12:19pm - misc - by katiebabby - United States (Texas)
Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML
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On 06/17/2010 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Doritos (man) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, I lost my anal virginity because my boyfriend "slipped". FML
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On 06/11/2010 at 12:56am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had to get an ultrasound, which required me to drink 3 glasses of water beforehand. The doctor said I had too much and told me to go pee out just a little and come back. It took a lot of effort to hold the rest in. The first thing she did when I got back was press on my abdomen. I peed myself. FML
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On 06/10/2010 at 12:07pm - health - by Aciliveth (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML
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On 06/04/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by weirdesout - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a gun under his pillow. This was only after my friends and I surprised him with his birthday cake while he was sleeping. FML
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On 06/03/2010 at 8:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, my grandmother bought a Shakeweight, an exercise tool which, basically, simulates a hand-job to tone arm fat. I get to watch my Grandmother do this motion for 6 minutes every day. FML
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On 06/02/2010 at 7:00pm - intimacy - by GrandmaShakers (man) - United States (California)
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
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On 06/01/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by mugged (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML
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On 05/25/2010 at 7:06pm - love - by DHarman (man) - United Kingdom
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
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On 05/22/2010 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job, which was great, until she started saying "milk the penis... miiiiilk the penis." FML
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On 05/21/2010 at 11:46am - intimacy - by mperrotta913 (man) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML
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On 05/20/2010 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by Chichensoup (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML
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On 05/14/2010 at 7:28pm - love - by Cheese4men - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I took a picture of my boobs and sent it to my boyfriend, only to realize after I hit "send" that I had sent them to the taxi driver (my last phone call) who had just dropped me off at my house. He won't stop calling my phone now. FML
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On 04/17/2010 at 7:37pm - intimacy - by BoobSicle (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
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