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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 February 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 844
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jsmnhwll : - jazz. 16. NC

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Today, my computer was hit by something bigger than a virus: a car. FML

#11264339
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33362) - you deserved it (4421)

On 06/17/2010 at 12:19pm - misc - by katiebabby - United States (Texas)

Today, I lost my anal virginity because my boyfriend "slipped". FML

#11117532
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52747) - you deserved it (21316)

On 06/11/2010 at 12:56am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to get an ultrasound, which required me to drink 3 glasses of water beforehand. The doctor said I had too much and told me to go pee out just a little and come back. It took a lot of effort to hold the rest in. The first thing she did when I got back was press on my abdomen. I peed myself. FML

#11102000
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40367) - you deserved it (4128)

On 06/10/2010 at 12:07pm - health - by Aciliveth (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

#10975690
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67575) - you deserved it (8272)

On 06/04/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by weirdesout - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a gun under his pillow. This was only after my friends and I surprised him with his birthday cake while he was sleeping. FML

#10940530
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31829) - you deserved it (6559)

On 06/03/2010 at 8:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my grandmother bought a Shakeweight, an exercise tool which, basically, simulates a hand-job to tone arm fat. I get to watch my Grandmother do this motion for 6 minutes every day. FML

#10925224
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37868) - you deserved it (4872)

On 06/02/2010 at 7:00pm - intimacy - by GrandmaShakers (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML

#10760568
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58647) - you deserved it (3678)

On 05/25/2010 at 7:06pm - love - by DHarman (man) - United Kingdom

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

#10696797
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15799) - you deserved it (43466)

On 05/22/2010 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job, which was great, until she started saying "milk the penis... miiiiilk the penis." FML

#10667407
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46842) - you deserved it (13784)

On 05/21/2010 at 11:46am - intimacy - by mperrotta913 (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML

#10658705
547 comments

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On 05/20/2010 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by Chichensoup (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I took a picture of my boobs and sent it to my boyfriend, only to realize after I hit "send" that I had sent them to the taxi driver (my last phone call) who had just dropped me off at my house. He won't stop calling my phone now. FML

#9950878
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12002) - you deserved it (52021)

On 04/17/2010 at 7:37pm - intimacy - by BoobSicle (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML

#9797503
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18677) - you deserved it (43473)

On 04/11/2010 at 4:11am - intimacy - by junior - United States (Arizona)



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