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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 February 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 740
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was driving with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

#11935360
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27377) - you deserved it (5117)

On 07/17/2010 at 2:00am - animals - by VtecKickIn (man) - United States

Today, tired of my social anxiety making me look uncool, I told everyone I was going out partying tonight. I'm actually just going to watch 'Jersey Shore' and pretend I'm with the cast. Something even more sad? I'm really excited. FML

#11838934
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27967) - you deserved it (16205)

On 07/12/2010 at 10:43pm - misc - by Fefe (woman) - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

#11624836
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45914) - you deserved it (5231)

On 07/03/2010 at 12:04am - intimacy - by nowsingle - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML

#11470870
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53542) - you deserved it (9953)

On 06/26/2010 at 6:31am - health - by the_pheasant66 - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I tried giving myself a bikini wax for the first time, and I'm pretty sure I didn't do it right. Now I'm laying on my couch with a wet rag and ice inbetween my legs. FML

#11463238
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28863) - you deserved it (18383)

On 06/25/2010 at 11:17pm - intimacy - by HaleyDrew08 - United States

Today, I was walking around in the mall when I dropped my purse. When I bent down to pick it up, some guy came up behind me, humped my ass, then ran away laughing. FML

#11435482
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58396) - you deserved it (12392)

On 06/24/2010 at 8:45pm - intimacy - by WorstLifeEver - United States

Today, I won an academic award during an assembly. Everyone laughed, followed by booing. FML

#11424591
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38769) - you deserved it (4489)

On 06/24/2010 at 10:29am - misc - by Colbasaur - United States

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

#11389778
229 comments

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On 06/22/2010 at 9:41pm - health - by fartwoman - United States (California)

Today, a close friend pointed out to me how ironic it is that I make the Sim version of myself work out to lose weight, while I sit on my fat ass playing video games. FML

#11318182
130 comments

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On 06/19/2010 at 8:40pm - health - by Grace (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, is the first weekend I have off this summer. Instead of letting me see my friends, my dad printed out a practice SAT exam. I've already taken the SAT. He just "doesn't want me to get rusty". FML

#11312975
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31577) - you deserved it (3179)

On 06/19/2010 at 2:53pm - misc - by Classicmen - United States (Maryland)

Today, I learned that you should never, ever, under any circumstance, take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night. FML

#11281809
133 comments

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On 06/18/2010 at 1:42am - health - by emilygreeny - United States

Today, I was taking my dog on a walk when two younger looking boys rode their bikes up towards me. One said, "What about her?" The other boy said, "Nah, she's ugly." FML

#11271571
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28472) - you deserved it (3154)

On 06/17/2010 at 6:56pm - animals - by MCRxforever - United States (Missouri)



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