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  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, USA
  • Title : Miss
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Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8672) - you deserved it (1387)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm - love - by mista_sandy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23778) - you deserved it (6960)

On 11/26/2011 at 6:13pm - misc - by Person15 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I spent over 20 minutes trying to convince my daughter that the word she was trying to use was "Back-pack" and not "Back-back". I never convinced her. She is 16 years old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20986) - you deserved it (4178)

On 11/03/2011 at 3:32pm - kids - by peonypiney (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Today, my girlfriend tried to change her pad while we were sitting in a crowded movie theatre. She succeeded and slipped the used pad in her purse. I can't get rid of the memory, and I don't think I can ever eat popcorn again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19081) - you deserved it (1480)

On 10/31/2011 at 11:38am - intimacy - by ohdear (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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