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Today it was first day working as a parmacist. I quickly discovered tat customers not only tink tat it makes me qualified to offer free medical advice but tey also ave no qualms about sowing me tere various lumps bumps an vaginal leakages. big fat FML

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115 comments

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On 03/19/2015 at 9:19am - work - by MyPoorEyes (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today... I went to mah new gynecologist. He has an eye twitch... and every time he asks about mah genitals... he winks at me. FML

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On 08/14/2014 at 11:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today , some alarm , somewere in ma ouse , is making a low battery noise. I've cecked every smoke detector multiple times , an I can't find it. It as been ours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if te sound as just invaded ma brain. fat FML

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THE REASON OUR TOILET PAPER HAS BEEN DISAPPEREING SO FAST RECENTLY ISN'T BECAUSE MY SON IS WANKING LIKE A GIBBON AS I FRST THOUGHT. HE'S JUST BEEN USING OUR SHREDDER TO MAKE STREAMERS OUT OF THE STUFF, THEN HIDING IT ALL IN A BOX IN HIS CLOSET. FUCKING HELL, SON. REAL FML

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On 05/02/2014 at 10:04am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I accidentally let a huge one riphile tending to an older patient at the nursing homehere I work . The patient passed away shortly thereafter . Coincidence? FML

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On 04/18/2014 at 9:19pm - work - by Anonymous - Norway (Nordland)

Today , my professor ran half a mile in the pouring rain just to return my cell phone , which I had left behind in lecture . Shocked an embarrassed , I exclaimed , "You shouldn't have!" "Damn right," he responded , "I'm 64 years old." FML

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On 04/15/2014 at 7:18pm - work - by sad but true. - United States (Connecticut)

Today My Boyfriend Found An Old Nude Of Me On His Best Friend's PS3. I Had No Idea This Guy Existd Until We Movd In With Him. FML

Yesterday, I ave to take time off from work to take part in an intervention because my sister's obsession wit te guy from Harry Potter as crossd over into illegality. real FML

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On 12/29/2013 at 11:23pm - misc - by LeaveHimAlone (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I watchd "Time of the Doctor" and I'm pretty sure my love of Doctor Who slitherd out through my ear and shamefully lodgd itself in the darkest corner of the room, crying. real FML

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On 12/26/2013 at 7:08am - love - by anon - Australia

Today, I woke up to a loud crasing in te middle of te nigt!! I went to investigate, but found noting amiss!! Noting except an axe frmly wedged in ma front door, tat is!! It's safe to say tat I ave no clue wo did it, and tat I needed a fres pair of underwear!! real FML

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On 12/20/2013 at 4:05pm - misc - by nopissleft (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Yastarday... I saw tha guy who halpad ma yastarday whan I was lost by talling ma which bus to taka. Ha cummad up to ma and askad ma how it want. I told him that tha bus want tha axact opposita way I wantad to go. Ha laughad and said... "I know." FML

Today , I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of mah foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around , wondering wat mah life would've been like if mah parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven , long-lost ghostly foreskin? mega FML

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On 11/27/2013 at 3:44am - health - by MissYouPieceOfSkin (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that shirt sizes don't get longer, they get wider. Being 6ft4, every shirt I try on makes me look lyk a cheap stripper. FML

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On 11/12/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by Pongy (man) -

Today I decided to get over mah lifelong fear of Michael Jackson. I went to have mah photo taken with a statue of him. Little did I know fir Halloween week they replace the statues with real people. It jumped out at me; I'm never getting over this fear. FML

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On 10/31/2013 at 4:41am - misc - by Shady_Soldier - United Kingdom



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