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About josleeth : i luv sports
i try to hang wit my friends as much as i can!!!!
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Today, after I successfully blew up a really large balloon, my mom said, in front of my older brother's friends, "Wow, you're going to make some man really happy one day!" FML


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On 06/05/2011 at 2:48am - intimacy - by e_edge (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML


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On 05/27/2011 at 6:09pm - kids - by diddlebuag - United States (Ohio)

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML


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On 05/27/2011 at 4:52pm - love - by nicole - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I overheard a conversation between my boyfriend and his best friend about how to shave one's nuts completely. FML


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On 05/27/2011 at 11:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Arad)

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML


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On 05/26/2011 at 5:55am - intimacy - by Motionless (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML


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On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML


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On 05/11/2011 at 1:17am - intimacy - by Chels (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML


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On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

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