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jos_binet
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 September 1997 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 84
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jos_binet : beach.sport.mates.life.

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Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend. Being the mature one, I went up to her and said, "Hey, how's it going?" She maced me and kept walking. FML

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Today, as I was leaving for my chemistry exam, I stepped on one of the countless sheets of chemistry notes that littered the floor following last night's studying. I managed to slip and knock myself out in my own living room. FML

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