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  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 August 1987 (28 years)
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Today, I discovered that I'm adopted. How? After a great lunch, I asked my uncle how he'd made the salad dressing. He replied, "Haha! It's a secret family recipe, my dear!" I wouldn't have thought twice about it, were it not for my parents' shocked expressions, and the long, awkward silence. FML


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On 07/06/2012 at 6:14pm - misc - by Lyn (woman) - France

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML


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On 07/04/2012 at 2:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I walked out and saw four kids mercilessly keying my car. When I questioned them on it, they said "Oh, that was your car? Oh well at least we didn't pee on your door handles too." FML


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On 02/14/2012 at 8:28pm - kids - by MC Turtledick - United States (Washington)

Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML


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On 01/13/2012 at 12:17pm - love - by britt71411 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML


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On 01/13/2012 at 4:32am - love - by sillvy - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend over and over again and he never answered. His mom just called me and asked how I was holding up. I asked her what she meant and she had to tell me he checked himself into rehab because he was addicted to heroin. FML


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On 01/04/2012 at 6:29pm - misc - by jada - United States (Ohio)

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