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jonriise18
  • Town/Country : Minneapolis, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 August 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 225
  • Number of comments : 138
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I discovered that I'm adopted. How? After a great lunch, I asked my uncle how he'd made the salad dressing. He replied, "Haha! It's a secret family recipe, my dear!" I wouldn't have thought twice about it, were it not for my parents' shocked expressions, and the long, awkward silence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23499) - you deserved it (1430) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/06/2012 at 6:14pm - misc - by Lyn (woman) - France

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19873) - you deserved it (1844)

On 07/04/2012 at 2:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I walked out and saw four kids mercilessly keying my car. When I questioned them on it, they said "Oh, that was your car? Oh well at least we didn't pee on your door handles too." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21234) - you deserved it (1554)

On 02/14/2012 at 8:28pm - kids - by MC Turtledick - United States (Washington)

Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML

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183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38320) - you deserved it (4699)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:17pm - love - by britt71411 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML

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124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28281) - you deserved it (4733)

On 01/13/2012 at 4:32am - love - by sillvy - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend over and over again and he never answered. His mom just called me and asked how I was holding up. I asked her what she meant and she had to tell me he checked himself into rehab because he was addicted to heroin. FML

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143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29918) - you deserved it (3000)

On 01/04/2012 at 6:29pm - misc - by jada - United States (Ohio)



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