About jonny2x4 : Hi my name is Jonny. I live in a cul de sac in the suburbs of California. I may have an inanimate piece of wood for a friend, but I always keep it real. My brand of honesty you wouldn't get from anyone else.
BTW, was she hot?
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I found out that if my son and daughter in law are mad at me, they do it on my furniture. So far, they've done it on the table, my bed, and all the living room couches. FML
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On 08/16/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, after already having a terrible day, I went to Starbucks for an espresso. Being nice, I put the last dollar I had in my wallet in their tip jar. While paying for my drink, my card was denied for insufficient funds. The world hates me. FML
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On 08/15/2010 at 4:20pm - money - by noespresso (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I picked up a penny off the street for good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later, a hobo beat me up, took my wallet, and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late for the interview. So much for good luck. FML
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On 08/14/2010 at 7:10pm - work - by hobosarea-holes (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML
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On 08/12/2010 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by FML (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
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On 08/12/2010 at 8:02am - intimacy - by ScarredEars - United States
Today, my band got booed off stage. FML
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On 08/12/2010 at 2:53am - work - by malos - United States
Today, I found out that if you fall asleep in church, people will think you're having a spiritual moment, and you'll wake up to ten people praying for you. FML
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On 08/10/2010 at 8:14pm - misc - by Zippermania9 (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I went to the drive-through and ordered 5 cheeseburgers. I told the cashier that some of them were for my girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend, and I ate all of them by myself. FML
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On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I couldn't fall asleep till 3am and was woken approximately every hour or so. Why? I found out my new upstairs neighbors have a very active love life. She's a screamer. FML
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On 08/09/2010 at 2:18am - intimacy - by SleeplessInSoCal (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was in the checkout line at Foodmax around 11:30pm. Three girls behind me were buying Tequila, salt and some limes. I was buying frozen pizza and some toilet paper. They were going to an awesome party. I was going home to eat pizza by myself. FML
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On 08/08/2010 at 3:14am - misc - by joe (man) - United States (California)
Today, I decided to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately. How did the movie end? Everybody died. FML
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On 08/06/2010 at 1:12am - misc - by Shouldaknown (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, while moving, I asked my wife where she put the alcohol. She told me she threw it out, because it was old. It was Scotch. It's supposed to be old. FML
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On 08/06/2010 at 12:40am - love - by rugs - United States (Iowa)
Today, I discovered how my ex-girlfriend exacted her revenge. Every item of clothing I own now has sequins. FML
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On 08/05/2010 at 1:00pm - love - by Luke - United Kingdom (West Berkshire)
Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML
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On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)
Today, upon getting out of the shower, I discovered the towel I grabbed off the rack had dried poop on it. Apparently, during my sister's birthday party yesterday, we'd run out of toilet paper. FML
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On 08/03/2010 at 2:13pm - misc - by missalexa - United States (California)
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