About Jonny2x4
Hi my name is Jonny. I live in a cul de sac in the suburbs of California. I may have an inanimate piece of wood for a friend, but I always keep it real. My brand of honesty you wouldn't get from anyone else. BTW, was she hot?
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Jonny2x4's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out the hard way that you can get carpal tunnel from masturbating. FML

By Nuttjacob - / Monday 28 February 2011 01:36 / United States

Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 23 February 2011 08:17 / United States

Today, while at a party, a cute topless woman sat next to me to flirt with the guy on the other end of the couch. This is the closest I've been to a pair of boobs in 3 years. FML

By Username / Saturday 19 February 2011 07:57 / China

Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML

By PlayboyBunny - / Saturday 19 February 2011 07:20 / United States

Today, I was in bed, about to fall asleep, when I remembered something funny. While trying not to laugh, I started grunting and biting my lip, when suddenly my brother walked by my door. He refuses to believe that I wasn't masturbating. FML

By afafakfhsg - / Saturday 19 February 2011 00:19 / United States